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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I don't have any laxative

    I was thinking of taking out for a meal tonight, instead. Somewhere that will have the footie on (so basically a pub). And then taking her out on Saturday to watch the film.

    However, this might be not be the kind of thing a man would do.
    Where is mbm when you need him. He has a motorbike and several guns so I'm pretty sure he's good with chicks.
    Can you not just to a pub where the footies on and pretend you didn't know

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I don't have any laxative

    I was thinking of taking out for a meal tonight, instead. Somewhere that will have the footie on (so basically a pub). And then taking her out on Saturday to watch the film.

    However, this might be not be the kind of thing a man would do.
    Where is mbm when you need him. He has a motorbike and several guns so I'm pretty sure he's good with chicks.
    First rule of motorbiking: no laxatives.
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    She isn't from Mars, like, effy.

    No, yeah. Thanks for all the help, spastics. I'm at home watching the game and I did it all myself. Put my foot down so hard right on the face of the situation.
    Ronaldo is playing like a god, Nani is justifying all my faith in him for these past few years and I've got some Chardonnay. Which is unusual for me as I like the more delicate nuances of a Chablis or a Grigo.

    Anyway. l8rz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    She isn't from Mars, like, effy.

    No, yeah. Thanks for all the help, spastics. I'm at home watching the game and I did it all myself. Put my foot down so hard right on the face of the situation.
    Ronaldo is playing like a god, Nani is justifying all my faith in him for these past few years and I've got some Chardonnay. Which is unusual for me as I like the more delicate nuances of a Chablis or a Grigo.

    Anyway. l8rz.
    She might have an off day

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    Does anyone else name their "Burn Notice" folder as "Bum Notice"? Or is it just me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    Does anyone else name their "Burn Notice" folder as "Bum Notice"? Or is it just me?
    What are you, a medical transcriptionist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    Does anyone else name their "Burn Notice" folder as "Bum Notice"? Or is it just me?
    Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    She isn't from Mars, like, effy.

    No, yeah. Thanks for all the help, spastics. I'm at home watching the game and I did it all myself. Put my foot down so hard right on the face of the situation.
    Ronaldo is playing like a god, Nani is justifying all my faith in him for these past few years and I've got some Chardonnay. Which is unusual for me as I like the more delicate nuances of a Chablis or a Grigo.

    Anyway. l8rz.
    Bet you wish you'd gone to watch the fillum now, eh?

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    Nah, I wouldn't have wanted to miss it. It all did go rather downhill after the first half though.

    I caught up with Breaking Bad after I watched it, too, although I can't really remember it as I was sort of shit-faced when I made that post and decided it was an ideal idea to continue with teh alcohol til I fell asleep.
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    Ffs, Beckham didn't make the Olympics squad.
    I've never liked Stuart Pearce and I still don't.
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