Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[IdolEyes787]

On a more serious type note, my Kaspersky Pure just warned my of a network attack when I logged on here.

Never been network attacked before.Dunno if I should shoot my computer just to be safe.

[anon]

Never been network attacked before.Dunno if I should shoot my computer just to be safe.

merwais wouldn't do that.

[IdolEyes787]

Good point.
If I don't post for a while then at least you'll understand what happened.

Anyway the loss of my computer isn't that bad as it was getting a little old anyway.
Personally I'm just really glad that merwais still refuses to have sex with his mum.

[mjmacky]

So, guise.

I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?

You've only covered less than 10% of major red flags. The answer is no. That is unless you have an out clause or plan. At the minimum, there should be an ejector seat by the window.

[mjmacky]

Nevermind, I'm taking back my answer. All advice is now contingent on how long the Swede has been living alone.

[Snee]

[anon]

So why has Idol suddenly gone all obnoxiously purple and btgod coloured?

Here's a quick CSS stylesheet that makes the forum look decent once more.

.rank { 
overflow: hidden !important; 
/* Don't show anything that overflows out of our WIDTH*(HEIGHT-16) area. */ 
} 
 
.rank 
img[src="images/ranks/moderator.png"], 
img[src="images/ranks/admin.png"], 
img[src="images/ranks/manager.png"], 
img[src="images/ranks/member5k.png"], 
/* 
img[src="images/ranks/forumstar.png"], 
img[src="images/ranks/retired.png"], 
img[src="images/ranks/wtomod.png"], 
img[src="images/ranks/nzbmod.png"], 
img[src="images/ranks/btgod.png"], 
*/ 
img[src="images/ranks/donator.png"] 
{ 
margin:0px 0px -16px 0px !important; 
/* Remove 16px at the bottom. */ 
} 
 
.rank img[src="images/ranks/retired.png"] { 
width: 0!important; 
height: 0!important; 
background: url(http://filesharingtalk.com/images/ranks/btgod.png) top !important; 
padding: 0 0 20px 100px !important; 
} 
 
.retired { 
color: green !important; 
} 
 
.rank img[src="images/ranks/btgod.png"] { 
width: 0!important; 
height: 0!important; 
background: url(http://filesharingtalk.com/images/ranks/retired.png) top !important; 
padding: 0 0 20px 100px !important; 
} 
 
.btgod { 
color: purple !important; 
} 
 
img.repimg[src="http://i.fststatic.com/reputation/reputation_pos.png"] { 
width: 0!important; 
height: 0!important; 
background: url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAgAAAAKCAYAAACJxx+AAAAAsUlEQVQY02P4//8/Q/wM80wg/gDE/6H4FRD7geRAksxA/K18m9n/liNm/9uPm/2v2mEGUnQPpoA/YZY5WLL/vNn/yZfN/vecASv4AFeQCFQA0gmSnHPb7P+EC2gKCJoAUlCzF+GGpoPoCmaa/y/abPa/fCfQgbvN/pdtR1MQD1SQudrsf846s/+5683+Z69FVQD2ZspSs/+pyyE4ZQlYwW2wAmhAlQLxH6SA+gbEsSA5AAj1tZE/RHF+AAAAAElFTkSuQmCC) center!important; 
padding: 0 0 10px 8px !important; 
}  

[IdolEyes787]

I don't know what "CSS stylesheet" means but if it makes this place look decent I can only assume it some sort of miracle magic spell.

[anon]

Yeah, I think "look" is the key word here.

[megabyteme]

[video=Hearing Sabotage[/video]

Undoubtedly, they have male fans 3X their age...