Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[Mr. Mulder]

Morning cunts.

Got wicked bad tooth ache, dentist can't see me till thursday but im on some pretty groovy painkillers

[LostinT]

VANCOUVER – Vancouver, known for its bustling street food scene, will also soon be known as home to the “most expensive hot dog in the world” – a $100 cognac-infused sausage topped with oil-seared Kobe beef, lobster meat and a picante sauce.

[Mr. Mulder]

VANCOUVER – Vancouver, known for its bustling street food scene, will also soon be known as home to the “most expensive hot dog in the world” – a $100 cognac-infused sausage topped with oil-seared Kobe beef, lobster meat and a picante sauce.

your mum said i have a pretty beefy sausage. At least that's what i think she said, her mouth was full. Of my sausage.

I fucked your mum.

[LostinT]

VANCOUVER – Vancouver, known for its bustling street food scene, will also soon be known as home to the “most expensive hot dog in the world” – a $100 cognac-infused sausage topped with oil-seared Kobe beef, lobster meat and a picante sauce.

your mum said i have a pretty beefy sausage. At least that's what i think she said, her mouth was full. Of my sausage.

I fucked your mum.

I'm glad that you support incest, because I can sit back and laugh. The news portrayed, is that I am your brother.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm also your father

[LostinT]

I'm also your father

I congratulate you, you should be proud.

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[Mr. Mulder]

DON'T YOU TELL YOUR FATHER WHAT TO DO!!! I'll have to put you accross my knee and make love to you!!!!!!!!!

[LostinT]

Only if you grab me a packet of crisps and a pint. Make sure you apologise to Mum! She is feeling rather left out

[Mr. Mulder]

N.O.V.A 3 for Android is the nutz.

[Snee]