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  1. 12-05-2013, 06:07 PM #5021
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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    I've also got a new jawb in a call centre. I'm a broken man from climbing trees and chainsawing stuffs.
    So, a typical sales pitch involves, "I know your name and address, I have a chainsaw. The last 19 people have hung up on me. You REALLY do not want to be number 20. Care to buy some encyclopedias?"
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
  3. 12-05-2013, 06:35 PM Lounge   -   #5022
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    If he's gonna do it like that, it's a damned shame that good old callcenter dave ran away crying like a little girl and everything. I bet he'd have some pointers.
  5. 12-05-2013, 08:59 PM Lounge   -   #5023
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    Dave woulda already killed the first 19. Fact.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
  7. 12-05-2013, 09:04 PM Lounge   -   #5024
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Dave woulda already killed the first 19. Fact.
    He definitely would have said he did, in any case, & then would have went into detail about how he put their heads on poles & stuff.
    No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. — P.J. O'Rourke

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  9. 12-05-2013, 09:18 PM Lounge   -   #5025
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    Dave's strategy is to call more than once, obviousment.
    Ellipses go here.
  11. 12-05-2013, 10:32 PM Lounge   -   #5026
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    Xmas avatars.


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  13. 12-06-2013, 03:12 AM Lounge   -   #5027
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    I'm in the holiday spirit.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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    A skull with a Santa hat on it, how festive.

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  17. 12-06-2013, 03:21 AM Lounge   -   #5029
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    A skull with a Santa hat on it, how festive.
    It is a corporate Christmas spirit...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
  19. 12-06-2013, 08:58 AM Lounge   -   #5030
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