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[manker]

I got loads of episodes of The walkind dead, Fringe, Alcatraz and A town called Eureka to watch. Even downloaded the first episode of Touch but never get the time to watch anything at the moment

You're too fertile for your own good, effy. How you have time for anything with so many weans running around, i just don't know.
You need to slow down a bit. It's okay for JP, Catholics make a career out of siring, but it's just not for us prosaic people.

[manker]

My sage advice would be to take pause for 15 minutes and make a mental commitment to never refer to it as footie. Makes it seem like you're randy during viewing, and I imagine that would be a bit awkward at your mommie's.

I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.

Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.

[enoughfakefiles]

I got loads of episodes of The walkind dead, Fringe, Alcatraz and A town called Eureka to watch. Even downloaded the first episode of Touch but never get the time to watch anything at the moment

You're too fertile for your own good, effy. How you have time for anything with so many weans running around, i just don't know.
You need to slow down a bit. It's okay for JP, Catholics make a career out of siring, but it's just not for us prosaic people.

S'ok been a bit addicted to MW3 at the moment. Went to watch Peppa pig and the lost treasure today for the little girls 4th birday. Where did them 4 years go

Also took a week of work last week and spent the whole week decorating because i'm putting the house on the market. I'll be glad to get back to work, I do less

[manker]

Decorating when you're about to move out. Sounds mad but I see your thinking.
When I moved recently, I kept my old house and rented it to a South African lesbian because I couldn't be arsed to pretty it all up enough to impress the swathes of middle class cunts who would be sweeping through in droves.

True Story.

[enoughfakefiles]

I've got to bury a figurine of the patron saint of house sellers as well in my garden just to speed things up. The chap who's selling he house really believes in it.

True story.

[manker]

I've got to bury a figurine of the patron saint of house sellers as well in my garden just to speed things up. The chap who's selling he house really believes in it.

True story.

There's a patron saint of house sellers

And also, aren't you the fella who is selling the house?
Unless 'chap' is your pet name for your wife

[Snee]

that's the dreaded realtorrod, innit.

[manker]

I just googled 'realtor' and lol'd when I discovered its meaning.
Truth posted above.

[Snee]

Don't you have those in wales.

[manker]

We call them estate agents.
Realtor sounds like an awful americanism or a fantastic robot with lasers that shoot out of his eyes.