Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[manker]

I don't understand why the word 'footie' would give one carnal thoughts.
Unless you're a foot fetishist.

Jebus, Mary, is there anything you don't want to rub your cawk against.

It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.

hmmz.

Fair enough with the mommy thing, but if I like someone, I often abbreviate their username and add a y - as long as it's possible. Chavisy, macky-y, Snee-y, megabyteme-y or Squeamy sound ridiculous, for example, so I have to search for alternatives. I don't want to secks all those guise. You knew this already, erudite student of my behaviour as you are.

I therefore conclude that you like rubbing your cawk against feet.

[mjmacky]

It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.

hmmz.

Fair enough with the mommy thing, but if I like someone, I often abbreviate their username and add a y - as long as it's possible. Chavisy, macky-y, Snee-y, megabyteme-y or Squeamy sound ridiculous, for example, so I have to search for alternatives. I don't want to secks all those guise. You knew this already, erudite student of my behaviour as you are.

I therefore conclude that you like rubbing your cawk against feet.

I'm going to make the assumption that you've referred to her as Squeamy only whilst envisioning an interlabial voyage. Mockery is an entirely different story, it just happens to overlap with its arsenal of suffixes. You must avoid meshing the 2 while analyzing my theory.

[manker]

hmmz.

Fair enough with the mommy thing, but if I like someone, I often abbreviate their username and add a y - as long as it's possible. Chavisy, macky-y, Snee-y, megabyteme-y or Squeamy sound ridiculous, for example, so I have to search for alternatives. I don't want to secks all those guise. You knew this already, erudite student of my behaviour as you are.

I therefore conclude that you like rubbing your cawk against feet.

I'm going to make the assumption that you've referred to her as Squeamy only whilst envisioning an interlabial voyage. Mockery is an entirely different story, it just happens to overlap with its arsenal of suffixes. You must avoid meshing the 2 while analyzing my theory.

There is no mockery involved, it's a display of genuine affection - as with footie.

I thought this much would be obvious, footboi.

However, I feel obliged to mention you had a point with 'squeamy' which made me think of squishy, which, in turn, took me down an almost tangible onanistic avenue.

[Proper Bo]

ffs manker, I was just about to comment in that thread, ewe bawlbag

[Proper Bo]

it was going to be along the lines of

MagnumDave - leaning on the balustrade of FST since 5/3/12

[Proper Bo]

assuming it was him, like.

[Snee]

Idk what you're on about, but it prolly was bananas dave, like.

He can do anything.

[manker]

ffs manker, I was just about to comment in that thread, ewe bawlbag

What's stopping you, like

it was going to be along the lines of

MagnumDave - leaning on the balustrade of FST since 5/3/12

assuming it was him, like.

Quality
and yes, and have you heard Bo Burnham - his name is like yours but he does a parody of rap and it's good.
I was just listening to him in teh jeep.

[Proper Bo]

The jeep?
Have you got a new fancy man driving you around?

edit: I've seen that bo burnham chap on the internets before

[manker]

it's teh missus'