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    so ewe drive the hairdressermobile and she drives the penis extension*?

    *unless it's used for proper 4x4 off-road type stuff and not just for going to tesco or whatever.

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    hatuallement, I've used it in the snow loads and one time for driving up a banking when I got blocked in at a footie ground
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    There is no mockery involved, it's a display of genuine affection - as with footie.
    Wasn't that my original point? Although you are supposedly straight, for some unknown reason you have these very special feelings towards the footballers causing you to give them and their sport little nick names. Were you a big fan of Beckie? I bet you call Wayne, Rooney. Also there's Mikey and Jonny. I'm just assuming you are a MAN fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    hatuallement, I've used it in the snow loads and one time for driving up a banking when I got blocked in at a footie ground
    you used it when it snowed? I use my civic when it snows, ffs

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    I'm just going to agree as long as you promise never to talk about puntsphere again.

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    hoi, cawkfan, you ruined my non-quoting post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    There is no mockery involved, it's a display of genuine affection - as with footie.
    Wasn't that my original point? Although you are supposedly straight, for some unknown reason you have these very special feelings towards the footballers causing you to give them and their sport little nick names. Were you a big fan of Beckie? I bet you call Wayne, Rooney. Also there's Mikey and Jonny. I'm just assuming you are a MAN fan.
    Not to defend manker's pooftery of the man utd team but I'm pretty sure everyone (other than rooney's ma and missus, probably, like) calls rooney rooney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
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    hatuallement, I've used it in the snow loads and one time for driving up a banking when I got blocked in at a footie ground
    you used it when it snowed? I use my civic when it snows, ffs
    It doesn't count where the roads are gritted, like in cities such as Newcastle.

    I use it out in the wilds, in nature, gigantic glacial snow drifts and through massive icy rivers and all that kind of thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post

    you used it when it snowed? I use my civic when it snows, ffs
    It doesn't count where the roads are gritted, like in cities such as Newcastle.

    I use it out in the wilds, in nature, gigantic glacial snow drifts and through massive icy rivers and all that kind of thing
    Are they next to the balti takeaway?

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    hoi, cawk

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