Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[Proper Bo]

Obtw, did you see Pardew's post match interview after you almost got pwned by 10 men. Fantastic, it was.

Not funny or clever or 'owt. Just fantastic and honest.

I haven't but i'll look for it now, like. We were shite in the first half but should have walked it in the second, like. Not to mention the piss poor refereeing, giving cards for fouls that didn't warrant them and then not giving them for those that did and we had a good few penalty shouts that were at lest as strong as theirs but only 1 given.

On the plus side, chris waddle was commentating (although I'm not sure he was watching the same game, like) and still says "pelanty" which makes me lol :earl:

[Proper Bo]

Just finished watching it now. Pardew has been and still is orsum to the macks for the club (even tho' i didn't like that they sacked hughton to give him the job, hughton didn't deserve that).

[manker]

I've got a tenner on you guise finishing above teh scum, truth.
A pished bet but I reckon it could come good.

[Proper Bo]

We're 10 points above them, I'd like to think it was a safe bet

[mjmacky]

Wasn't that my original point? Although you are supposedly straight, for some unknown reason you have these very special feelings towards the footballers causing you to give them and their sport little nick names. Were you a big fan of Beckie? I bet you call Wayne, Rooney. Also there's Mikey and Jonny. I'm just assuming you are a MAN fan.

Not to defend manker's pooftery of the man utd team but I'm pretty sure everyone (other than rooney's ma and missus, probably, like) calls rooney rooney.

I'd hate to point out the obvious, but that was the very reason I included it. Also the Jonathan --> Jonny thing, works out just as well. It was apparently so awfully invincible that manky gave up.

[mjmacky]

I'm just going to agree as long as you promise never to talk about puntsphere again.

merkins

Oi, what a cock tease you are. I can see why there is a lack of physical evidence that you're a poofter (isn't that what you U.K. folk refer to those with a homosexual orientation?) is because you're such a prude.

[manker]

I'm just going to agree as long as you promise never to talk about puntsphere again.

merkins

Oi, what a cock tease you are. I can see why there is a lack of physical evidence that you're a poofter (isn't that what you U.K. folk refer to those with a homosexual orientation?) is because you're such a prude.

Go look at the Show Your Pants thread and come back when that notion has shrivelled and your, hitherto unknown, yellow pants hankering is sated

[chalice]

Just saw an advert about some shampoo or some such and it said 'tested on multiple ethnicities'. That's my new favourite phrase.

If I was the kinda spastic to have a sig, that would be it.

[manker]

Just saw an advert about some shampoo or some such and it said 'tested on multiple ethnicities'. That's my new favourite phrase.

If I was the kinda spastic to have a sig, that would be it.

What's wrong with sigs.

Altho' I must say, I tend to keep my avatar pristine and neglect my sig, somewhat.

[Snee]

Bwahaha.


Something's different with you. What could it be.

(@chalice)