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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
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    O beware, my lord, of jealousy
    It is the green eyed monster, which doth mock
    The meat it feeds on.
    I was thinking that there are a few ways to interpret what you wrote, and then I got to thinking which would be the most appropriate and which you actually meant.
    I then pondered a moment on whether our minds would meet.

    And then I realised that you made me analyse a poem. Scumbag.
    A thousand deaths on your carbon fibre soul.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles View Post
    She looks absolutely filthy. I bet she prefers it up the wrong 'un. In a carpark.
    Alrite, effy, btw. Long time, flowe.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Srsly, I'd have a go on your common or garden female gymnast despite their taut looking faces but due to the horror that is the Tweddle visage, I think with regard to her legs behind head trick, the only advantage would be that you can quickly tie her feet there, gently roll her out of bed and down the stairs and out of the house.
    fixed that for you, I know the priapism is causing blood loss to your brain, so I just thought I would help out.

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    Is there an alternative to TinEye that actually works. I tried to run the above image, and the results were not even useful.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Is there an alternative to TinEye that actually works. I tried to run the above image, and the results were not even useful.
    It's Victoria Pendleton.

    There are a few alternatives on /b/ that I noticed the other day. They are linked on every post.
    None of the fucking things ever work for me, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Srsly, I'd have a go on your common or garden female gymnast despite their taut looking faces but due to the horror that is the Tweddle visage, I think with regard to her legs behind head trick, the only advantage would be that you can quickly tie her feet there, gently roll her out of bed and down the stairs and out of the house.
    fixed that for you, I know the priapism is causing blood loss to your brain, so I just thought I would help out.
    Well thank you very much, kind sir. I'm glad it was you and not chavois or Squeams. They would have been considerably more uncharitable
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    O beware, my lord, of jealousy
    It is the green eyed monster, which doth mock
    The meat it feeds on.
    I was thinking that there are a few ways to interpret what you wrote, and then I got to thinking which would be the most appropriate and which you actually meant.
    I then pondered a moment on whether our minds would meet.

    And then I realised that you made me analyse a poem. Scumbag.
    A thousand deaths on your carbon fibre soul.
    I believe that Shakespeare is trying to say that you are as queer as a three dollar bill.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Like he'd know, the big girl. He wrote more poems than plays and was shite at novels.

    ...

    Actually he would know, what with the gaydar thing, but I'm sure that only works in a contemporary sense.
    So much for your Machiavellian scheme, pooflord.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Just when you thought I was out, I bust my way back into this shit! BOOM!
    BTW Manker... that's disgusting. I'm not sure why, but it just seems appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bbhaag View Post
    Just when you thought I was out, I bust my way back into this shit! BOOM!
    BTW Manker... that's disgusting. I'm not sure why, but it just seems appropriate.
    Wrong thread.....you posted in the wrong thread. If you are going to be speshal, we (well Meg) has a special thread just for you:

    https://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...Inquire-within

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