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[IdolEyes787]

Every other civilised county on the planet has a three number system, but they are the same three numbers so that the panicked caller only has to press the same three numbers not fuck around with a keypad in an emergency.

No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

In Toronto where there are now more mobile phones than mosquitoes every tenth call to 911 is a so called pocket dial.
http://www.insidetoronto.com/article...ices-resources

I think the simple solution would be to destroy Toronto.

[Artemis]

No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

In Toronto where there are now more mobile phones than mosquitoes every tenth call to 911 is a so called pocket dial.
http://www.insidetoronto.com/article...ices-resources

I think the simple solution would be to destroy Toronto.

You'd think with all the smartphones that this would go away? or is Canada a slow adoptor?

[ckrit]

No, not every other country. And that sounds like a recipe for a lot more random calls to emergency services from small children plaing with the keypad and whatnot.

In Toronto where there are now more mobile phones than mosquitoes every tenth call to 911 is a so called pocket dial.
http://www.insidetoronto.com/article...ices-resources

I think the simple solution would be to destroy Toronto.

It's hard to argue with that sort of logic. Where's Godzilla when you need him.

[IdolEyes787]

I may be a horrible person for saying this but since I'm assuming that she didn't do it all in one long uninterrupted swoop, she didn't really complete the London Marathon.She did the equivalent distance to.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/ar...onic-suit?bn=1

[IdolEyes787]

It's hard to argue with that sort of logic. Where's Godzilla when you need him.

That's the worst part about Canada ,we don't have any good giant monsters.

[Oresteia]

It's still a hell of an achievement.

[Artemis]

You really don't like Toronto do you?

[manker]

You really don't like Toronto do you?

I don't know why he doesn't just move to somewhere like ... uh, where else is there in Canadia

[Artemis]

Calgary? They have a big stampede there.

[manker]

Oh yeah. He could move out of Toronto and into Calgary. Or if it's too cold there for a native Torontonian, I've just thought of somewhere else, Quebec.
he might get laid there, they have French girls