The selfish bitch fer feck's sake!!!!!
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The selfish bitch fer feck's sake!!!!!
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You knows it. Car-fucking-boot-sale, indeed.
effendi
Tell me more.
I need to get the same kind of revenge as I'm getting the weirdest texts. I gave that Kindle Fire to my missus and put some books on it for her, there was this trilogy she asked for by E. L. James called 50 Shades Darker. It sounded like your average housewife tripe. It's actually a twisted tale of S&M.
She's started talking about handcuffs and blindfolds, texts me with complete filth and has started to refer to her vagina as her 'sex'. I liked it better when she called it a 'foof'.
We've lived together for five years. I can't be arsed with all that effort.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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This car-fucking-boot sale was given gravity by the love-fucking-affair she has with the PT fucking A. Polystyrene cups of sugary poison take precedence over my cawk.
She thinks she owes them something for putting up with my out-there insane daughter.
Anyway, I'm still wopped.
effendi
That'll probably teach herOriginally Posted by chavis
So what do I have to do. Just get pished and post pish and then go to sleep. I've got to go to a wedding party tonight, that should facilitate the getting pished part.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Get pished for a starter for ten. Go to sleep. Get back up again. Things have a way of working themselves out when you're not involved.
Otherwise, call in some homers and get wopped. You knows it makes sense.
effendi
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They do! I've noticed that. If I take a back seat and pretend to be busy in work, I'll come home later and stuff will be sorted.
I'll make a start on the Sauvignon of the Blanc variety.
Your sagacity is appreciated around my parts.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
¿ןɐɯɹou ǝq ʎɥʍ
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Actually oh literary addicted one, the NYtimes best seller list fell of the interwebs and into my download folder in author sorted mobi format if you are interested?
That should make your Kindle Fire bulge at the seams?
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effendi
That sounds like an ideal idea. I've not got access to the Kindle Fire now, she's wrist deep in mucky books and doesn't let it out of her sight. I'd like to put them onto my old fashioned Kindle 4 though :]Actually oh literary addicted one, the NYtimes best seller list fell of the interwebs and into my download folder in author sorted mobi format if you are interested?
That should make your Kindle Fire bulge at the seams?
Thanks for that, matey.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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