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    Okay well do the same thing in a few states so it goes federal and pay off a few dirty FBI agents
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    Would youse all be at all surprised if, at the age of forty, I declared myself a magician? And devoted myself thereto upon the arts invisible, never to be reconciled with physical reason ever upon?

    I only ask as a cursory acknowledgement t'wards your collective inferiority.

    Yog Sothoth lives lives on multiple plains. As will I. I'm giving you all this one time pre-apocalypse be my disciple deal in at the gate. This offer will widen to stranger internets anon and all will be lost in an imminent fashion. Act now. Act now.

    To the max.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Would youse all be at all surprised if, at the age of forty, I declared myself a magician? And devoted myself thereto upon the arts invisible, never to be reconciled with physical reason ever upon?

    I only ask as a cursory acknowledgement t'wards your collective inferiority.

    Yog Sothoth lives lives on multiple plains. As will I. I'm giving you all this one time pre-apocalypse be my disciple deal in at the gate. This offer will widen to stranger internets anon and all will be lost in an imminent fashion. Act now. Act now.

    To the max.
    I think it's a fantastic idea and as your internets bbfl, I will be acolyte #1.


    btw, smoking much of the green-stuff while teh missus and kids are away or wot.
    btw2, you're like at least a couple of years away from being forty and what's all this about Yogi. Is he coming back with topless pictures of Fre or something else.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I'm pretty fucking astounded that I remembered the name of Yogi's missus.
    That was 2005 and I hadn't given her a second thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Would youse all be at all surprised if, at the age of forty, I declared myself a magician? And devoted myself thereto upon the arts invisible, never to be reconciled with physical reason ever upon?

    I only ask as a cursory acknowledgement t'wards your collective inferiority.

    Yog Sothoth lives lives on multiple plains. As will I. I'm giving you all this one time pre-apocalypse be my disciple deal in at the gate. This offer will widen to stranger internets anon and all will be lost in an imminent fashion. Act now. Act now.

    To the max.
    I think it's a fantastic idea and as your internets bbfl, I will be acolyte #1.


    btw, smoking much of the green-stuff while teh missus and kids are away or wot.
    btw2, you're like at least a couple of years away from being forty and what's all this about Yogi. Is he coming back with topless pictures of Fre or something else.
    Gotta admit, I'm about twenty miles past wopped.

    I wasn't altogether talking balls, though. I will influence something somewhere sometime when I'm forty. That's magic.

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    Like what?
    You're being altogether too vague for me to fully commit to being the first acolyte although this fear is tempered by worrying that if I back off too far, Mary will jump into my magic daps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Would youse all be at all surprised if, at the age of forty, I declared myself a magician? And devoted myself thereto upon the arts invisible, never to be reconciled with physical reason ever upon?

    I only ask as a cursory acknowledgement t'wards your collective inferiority.

    Yog Sothoth lives lives on multiple plains. As will I. I'm giving you all this one time pre-apocalypse be my disciple deal in at the gate. This offer will widen to stranger internets anon and all will be lost in an imminent fashion. Act now. Act now.

    To the max.

    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Worst minion evar.

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    Worst, Worst proclamation evar!

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    The LA Priates are down 3-4 against the San Jose Dodgers and a guy goes down to waste time, feigning injury, in the last few minutes of the game. The referee is standing over him and David Beckam is all; 'fuck this, I'm going to kick the ball at at the cunt even though I'm miles away'.



    and he fucking hits him like a baws!
    Dai Beckham - legend.
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