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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Is this part of the tutelage?
    If by tutelage, you mean pagan pre-rape ceremony, then yes.
    Technically you should be a virgin but I'm willing to overlook it this one time
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    Ok - I'll try and be a virgin for the next time then.

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    Next time
    I'm sacrificing you to the great irish goat god in the lair of the white worm, you big silly.
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    I'm edging towards killing a god, given the above. It's hard to find the right word for the murder of a god, given the magnitude of the concept, and the limitations of our feeble language.

    Give me a word to describe the goat pig god your fecund imaginations have just given being to or I swear to fucking fuck I'll sacrifice Skweeks' next six nomadic piglets to Allah.

    Or something.

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    Deicide, innit.

    And, well, I've always called the goat/pig god Nigel.
    But basically you can call him what you like since he only manifests when you sacrifice a virgin and they're like rocking horse shite.
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    Anyone seen Allen recently
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Deicide does quite cover it. Sounds a bit Welsh, like.

    I don't really want to kill gods. I actively like them. True story in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Anyone seen Allen recently
    I saw snowy video footage of him feeding his mum semen and porridge at some sauf landan pensioner resort. It was a mixture of semen, given fact by the varying coloration and the unwillingness of Allen to taste it first.

    Suddenly the 'spunk bucket deposit' signs all across sauf landan click into place. Allen is a dirty boy who needs several slaps upside his silly sideboard.

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    What a mind

    Talking about persistent spastics, Dave posted a goodbye post to you over at Mary's hate site. You'll have to log in to see it.
    I didn't read it all but I got the impression that the theme; 'you're all mean and I will kill youse' runs throughout.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    What a mind

    Talking about persistent spastics, Dave posted a goodbye post to you over at Mary's hate site. You'll have to log in to see it.
    I didn't read it all but I got the impression that the theme; 'you're all mean and I will kill youse' runs throughout.
    He's actually been poasting to an abandoned site for nearly 2 weeks with nobody else there to even respond. He's clearly turned into Gollum. That Woman needs to have her PM privileges revoked before she puts someone's eye out, or causes a stampede.

    BTW, he'd like his mentalgeek account reinstated so he can "read posts like he used to".
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