Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[manker]

an angry moron who keeps posting the same immature nonsense, over and over. It was funny watching you being an idiot, for a bit, and we all used to laugh at you, but now it's just infinite variations of you not getting it, again.

plus won ._.

There was something new in this post. I got challenged to a staying up late competition.
Which, as fun as it sounds, I withdrew from.

[Barbarossa]

I think I love Jessica Ennis.

Mornsup

[manker]

We all do, barbie. All of us.
She's the acceptable face of Denise Lewis.

[manker]

Just been watching a spot of table-tennis. The Japanese pwned shit the fuck right up.
Her name is Ai Fukuhara. Which is exactly what a Japanese person would say if you told them to repeat 'I fuck you harder'

Yeah. That's basically why I watched it.

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Would. Absolutely no questions.

[Barbarossa]

Question. Beth Tweddle, yes or no?

I think yes, even though she's never really aged into a woman, just an older version of a teenage girl....

[megabyteme]

Her name is Ai Fukuhara. Which is exactly what a Japanese person would say if you told them to repeat 'I fuck you harder'

That's the smile-inducing thought of the morning.

[manker]

Question. Beth Tweddle, yes or no?

I think yes, even though she's never really aged into a woman, just an older version of a teenage girl....

Fuck no, barbie. What the hell are you thinking.

Your post is all to cock, Beth Tweddle is possibly the ugliest woman at the Olympics - I'm including the weightlifters, and if a woman doesn't really age after she's left her teen years - that's a good thing.
Except in her case, it just means she will have a face like Beth Tweddle for the rest of her life.

And she's scouse.

[manker]

Her name is Ai Fukuhara. Which is exactly what a Japanese person would say if you told them to repeat 'I fuck you harder'

That's the smile-inducing thought of the morning.

it induced more than a smile from me. i just want it to be tomorrow so i can watch her in the final.

Do you think they have many wardrobe malfunctions in the table-tennis

[Barbarossa]

Question. Beth Tweddle, yes or no?

I think yes, even though she's never really aged into a woman, just an older version of a teenage girl....

Fuck no, barbie. What the hell are you thinking.

Your post is all to cock, Beth Tweddle is possibly the ugliest woman at the Olympics - I'm including the weightlifters, and if a woman doesn't really age after she's left her teen years - that's a good thing.
Except in her case, it just means she will have a face like Beth Tweddle for the rest of her life.

And she's scouse.

Quality. But she can bend her legs round her neck, surely that's gotta count for something...

It's always about faces with you...

[manker]

Srsly, I'd have a go on your common or garden female gymnast despite their taught looking faces but due to the horror that is the Tweddle visage, I think with regard to her legs behind head trick, the only advantage would be that you can quickly tie her feet there, gently roll her out of bed and down the stairs and out of the house.