If alcohol is a depressant then how come people in beer commercials always seem to be having a good time?Originally Posted by Kingoftheboard
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If alcohol is a depressant then how come people in beer commercials always seem to be having a good time?
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This is one weird thread. We have Chalice, Son of Chalice, Friend of Chalice, Best Mate of Chalice and MegaByteMe all commenting about someone's weed.
And what about that ink blot of Mickey Mouse from overhead? What is that supposed to signify?
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Last edited by TheFoX; 05-18-2013 at 11:33 AM.
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Chalice's best friend is the weed.
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Untrue. Weed is my mortal enemy. I've no doubt it's out to kill me, so I'm keeping it close. I fully intend my respiratory system to be on display in some drug research lab. Students will drop their academic lower mandibles at my stubborn resilience. My lungs are a murky tar pit. I know this. So I've been plundering the buffered carcinogenic nature of water filtration smoking systems in a concerted effort to extend my existence by eight to ten months, give or take.Chalice's best friend is the weed.
My best friend is bloke called Kev.
Last edited by chalice; 05-18-2013 at 11:49 AM.
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Kev is obviously code for weed and he doesn't contain any more carcinogens than a slice of pastrami last time Imade up stuffchecked.
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What's with the picture of the frog?
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Sometimes, chalice, the things you do aren't brilliant. You shouldn't mix irl with the bored like that.
I showed a lady friend the way here, once, long ago, and it really didn't end well.
Well, for me. She is very likely better off.
Also, I thought we wuz best mates 4 life, yo.
Last edited by Snee; 05-18-2013 at 12:00 PM.
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Weed is four times more carcinogenic than tobacco. True story. The carcinogens are soluble in water, THC is not. That's why bongs exist.
Also, Kev is pretty much stuffed to the gills with weed. That's how come we get on so well. He's also a cunt, so we can attune our psyches on that level, too.
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We are, mate. I just can't say it too often. Cunts get jealous.
He'll go away, I guarantee it. I've never been about to ban anyone on the board before, and I'll be relishing the opportunity, innit. Mary's ex-missus found her way onto here, and we all know how that ended.
Some foreigner on Skype told my kid he had a way with words and I've been trying to get him to shut the fuck up ever since. Again, apologies.
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