I'd start banning fuckwits off it at random.
I'd be like a fickle internets god, harsh but unfair.
Just to really rub it in, I'd start sending them badly spelt emails just before shutting them off, containing stuff like "lulz, in ur face" or "no more prorn 4 u", just so they'd think they'd been pwnt by a master.
Also, I'd ban all of Romania until they took all their gypos back.
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