Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[mjmacky]

Realizing too late that her date TheFoX just doesn't get the concept of sexual euphemism,cat owner Winifred now deeply regrets telling him to "nail her pussy real good".

Did you type that while under the influence?

You did mean to imply it was under the influence of continuity, yes?

[Alien5]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nb9s4LE...%3Dnb9s4LEts0g

[Mr. Mulder]

Hai 'Girl'frens

went for a job interview yesterday innit, think it went well. Its a Linux role though, all my qualifications are M$ ....now we play the waiting game.......

[megabyteme]

http://collegepoison.com/

Cool stuff for guys. Humor, chicks, fashion ( ) , gadgets, sports, etc.

[Snee]

Hai 'Girl'frens

went for a job interview yesterday innit, think it went well. Its a Linux role though, all my qualifications are M$ ....now we play the waiting game.......

I hope you grew a neckbeard beforehand. A good neckbeard accounts for like 50% of your final score in anything linux-related.

Also, if they ask for your favourite text editor, it's probably a trick question to which the only answer is gedit, or maybe emacs if they look like mac-fags.

[Snee]

If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.

True story.

[Skiz]

[Mr. Mulder]

If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.

True story.

It's taken me the better part of 27 years to grow the paedo tash im currently sporting, i estimate a double-open-source-neck-warmer would take a further 35 years

[mjmacky]

If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.

True story.

It's taken me the better part of 27 years to grow the paedo tash im currently sporting, i estimate a double-open-source-neck-warmer would take a further 35 years

So, you're saying the average vagina is hairier than you?

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[Mr. Mulder]

Not the way Mulder likes it its not