Originally Posted by
Snee
I'd dearly like to hear that call.
"Is this mr [insert customer name here]"
"Yes"
"I have grave news for you, sir"
"Oh no, what has happened?"
"Sir. Your accountant mentioned you....on THE INTERNET"
I imagine it would then continue as so:
'On the internet, you say. Well, spit it out, man. What did my accountant say about me?'
'He said that he was looking for your file'
'Yes ...'
'And that it was filed in the wrong place'
'Okay ...'
' ... you're just like the rest, omg stop spewing hate and bile at me. Did she put you up to this?? Well, did she? I'm going to baseball bat everything.'
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