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    Continuing on, I'm about to make a new thread laced with unwelcome candor about my pathetic life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Continuing on, I'm about to make a new thread laced with unwelcome candor about my pathetic life.
    Fucking yes.

    They're my favourite type. If ever you decide not to post here, I'm going to forcibly pair my cell phone with yours so I can listen in and use my connections at the homicide dept. to monitor any and all of the metaphorical train wrecks your existence throws up.
    Last edited by manker; 07-08-2012 at 10:36 AM. Reason: gypos
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    my connections at the homicide dept.
    Who knew even the law was accountable, like.
    Ellipses go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Fucking yes.

    They're my favourite type.
    Being that they're mostly for me, you could be in for a bit of a letdown. Darth Giveme has already lodged a complaint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    my connections at the homicide dept.
    Who knew even the law was accountable, like.
    I've been watching a lot of Person of Interest.
    To make my life more exciting, I like to pretend I'm the coolest character.

    That was me being John Reese and now you've ruined everything
    Last edited by manker; 07-08-2012 at 10:46 AM. Reason: mary interjecting ._.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Fucking yes.

    They're my favourite type.
    Being that they're mostly for me, you could be in for a bit of a letdown. Darth Giveme has already lodged a complaint.
    I've just taken a look at the thread now and there are too many words for me to be ale to process it properly since I have to go and visit my mam in about 20 mins.

    I've bought her some of the coffee she liked when she came up to my office and helped me with some book-keeping. She's taught a couple of the girls who work for me how to operate this accounting package one of my clients use. Which was very nice of her.
    I thought the coffee was a better 'thank you' than flowers.

    This overly elaborate, yet completely truthful, explanation is brought to you in the style of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    This overly elaborate, yet completely truthful, explanation is brought to you in the style of you.
    I'm pretty sure I've never resorted to accounting related stories, but I hope you aren't carrying a can of Folgers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbhaag View Post
    I'm so gonna win this shit. I'm a thread killer. No matter where I go on the internets whenever I post the thread dies.
    Not for nothing but I can certainly see why.

    PS I owned you, bitch.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    This overly elaborate, yet completely truthful, explanation is brought to you in the style of you.
    I'm pretty sure I've never resorted to accounting related stories, but I hope you aren't carrying a can of Folgers.
    No, it was a little tin of barista coffee.
    Why, is Folgers not very nice or something else?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bbhaag View Post
    I'm so gonna win this shit. I'm a thread killer. No matter where I go on the internets whenever I post the thread dies.
    Not for nothing but I can certainly see why.

    PS I owned you, bitch.
    Finally! I was waiting for our forum story arc to bring in a love interest for Artemis.
    Ellipses go here.

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