Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[IdolEyes787]

http://blog.widp.de/medien/click-the...-am-laboratory

I knew we should have done a better job of wiping out the Nazis when we had the chance.
Cool.

[Kingoftheboard]

How is it that I obtained such an onject of immense ingenuity? I want the internets, oh yes give it to me.

[IdolEyes787]

How is it that I obtained such an onject of immense ingenuity? I want the internets, oh yes give it to me.

The internet isn't ingenious.Ingenious is how you tricked your parents into not killing you as a child.

[IdolEyes787]

Anyway you lose as the Board giveth and the Board taketh away.

[megabyteme]

How is it that I obtained such an onject of immense ingenuity? I want the internets, oh yes give it to me.

Screen name of "Kingoftheboard" and wants the internets.

You reek of inferiority complex, ma'am.

[Kingoftheboard]

I wasn't being serious you see, I was merely outlining the fact that many people are self procalimed internet slayers who in fact, thrive off of the internet and claiming owning of the internet, an inatimate object. I suppose I shouldn't of used sarcasm/irony when I only made an account today and you'd not be able to detect my sarcasm as you don't know me.

[Kingoftheboard]

How is it that I obtained such an onject of immense ingenuity? I want the internets, oh yes give it to me.

Screen name of "Kingoftheboard" and wants the internets.

You reek of inferiority complex, ma'am.

I wasn't being serious when I said that I was rather imitating mindless delinguents who would reluctantly claim the internet by an unlogical fallacy that they're actually going to obtain it. Some people aren't autistic so they could conclude that the person wasn't being serious, even so I was also mocking people that make inferior comments of how they want to obtain the internet with irony/sarcasm. As I'm clearly the noob here I forgot that you were not aware of my humour and my personality, so obviously you wouldn't detect that I was using irony but you'd rather jump to the conclusion that I'm being serious in this matter. Just pointing out that your name isn't necessarily good in my opinion, don't be subjective to my opinion which I like this name. In before "YOU SHOULDN'T BRING YOUR OPINIONS ON THE INTERNETS XDDDD"

[Kingoftheboard]

Then again, you weren't exactly aware that I would use humour/irony in a certain context so I'm sorry for not stating whether or not I was being ironic.

[IdolEyes787]

Ever consider changing your name to CaptainOblivious?

[megabyteme]

I wasn't being serious when I said that I was rather imitating mindless delinguents who would reluctantly claim the internet by an unlogical fallacy that they're actually going to obtain it. Some people aren't autistic so they could conclude that the person wasn't being serious, even so I was also mocking people that make inferior comments of how they want to obtain the internet with irony/sarcasm. As I'm clearly the noob here I forgot that you were not aware of my humour and my personality, so obviously you wouldn't detect that I was using irony but you'd rather jump to the conclusion that I'm being serious in this matter. Just pointing out that your name isn't necessarily good in my opinion, don't be subjective to my opinion which I like this name. In before "YOU SHOULDN'T BRING YOUR OPINIONS ON THE INTERNETS XDDDD"

Or you could have just said all that to begin with.