Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[IdolEyes787]

Make me not want to kill myself. There's a good chap.

You're Irish,when sober being depressed is basically your job.

[chalice]

Fuck you. I'm killing myself immediately.

[IdolEyes787]

McFerrin Video linked to this.


He's not really very good but I think no one is willing to tell him that for fear that he may eat them.

Also they're Hawaiian and clearly any people who think making clothing out of grass is a good idea well their judgment can't be really trusted.

[IdolEyes787]

Fuck you. I'm killing myself immediately.

Are you dead yet?

[chalice]

I get proper low sometimes. This is one of them. Save me. Somebody fucking save me from this detritus that is existence.

There's nothing I can do. It's out of my control. I can shout 'fuck' and listen to loud music. That's it.

[IdolEyes787]

See that's the problem you listen to the wrong kind of music.Try this.Just don't think about Michael being a pedo and dying from a drug overdose.

[chalice]

No.

[IdolEyes787]

OK different tact.Two Irishmen walk into a bar........

[chalice]

Only one Irishman ever walks into a bar...

[chalice]