If we're posting boobs, I'll just leave this here.
yo
Turns out my nexus 7 has touchscreen issues and so does a load of other ones i tried playing max payne and batman on it and then loads of menus started opening and Max started jumping and firing even though i only pressed forward. its proper gay
/in other news i start flat hunting with the misses end of the month. I imagine im not going to be allowed to sit at my laptop at 3am, getting high and masturbating furiously to mother daughter porn anymore. Or have cocopops for dinner
it might be a lot like this, which would be kind of kewl as i'd be banging leela from futurama
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Congats bredwin innit.
Last edited by Alien5; 11-15-2013 at 10:59 AM.
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In the comments:
directions not clear enough, I got my balls stuck on the ceiling fan...
Other comments that were priceless included:
Couldnt unzip in time. Embarrassed myself in front of the Queen. Again(!)
"Honey grab the pool noodles, I've got a great idea!"
Zipper directions unclear, now have Prince Albert
But the best is.....
Photographic your friends with belongings they're borrowing really enhances the trust in your relationship.
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Might have linked this before, but here's something completely different:
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NSFW and def not safe for kids.
If HP Lovecraft made music videos, that sort of thing.
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Mi signotaur > urs.
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