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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    for when you go for a banging shit at work or where ever, sit down only to have your nob inconveniently rub the front inside porcelain of the bowl, then get angry realizing that thousands of other nobs have touched that very same part of the toilet and find you are forced to manually hold your nob back so the porcelain grazing doesn't continue for the duration of your visit?

    is there a common name for this? I google'd angry nob touching with no avail

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    I think that's how you catch ghey.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    but i just got rid of it!

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    Obviously a problem only shared with our more - ahem - well-endowed members. Go run around in the snow first, that might help mitigate things.

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    So let me get this straight, you had to explain to the mrs how you got shit on your nob after leaving the mens toilets and that's the best you could come up with, ohkaay.
    Yes Sir, I'm Right On It!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post

    is there a common name for this? I google'd angry nob touching with no avail
    Turn to German for things like these

    I believe you're referring to Schwänzetoilettenschüsselberühren.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SgtMajor View Post
    So let me get this straight, you had to explain to the mrs how you got shit on your nob after leaving the mens toilets and that's the best you could come up with, ohkaay.
    don't tell me you've never warmed up a poo in the microwave that you found out in the street, smuggled it into a cubical and just completely gone to town on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post

    is there a common name for this? I google'd angry nob touching with no avail
    Turn to German for things like these

    I believe you're referring to Schwänzetoilettenschüsselberühren.
    Never, NEVER, EVAR! Google "German" and "shit"- especially on Valentines day.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Turn to German for things like these

    I believe you're referring to Schwänzetoilettenschüsselberühren.
    Never, NEVER, EVAR! Google "German" and "shit"- especially on Valentines day.
    how about arrogant + squarehead + polarbear + German + shit ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    Never, NEVER, EVAR! Google "German" and "shit"- especially on Valentines day.
    Do you get a brown barrel roll? :p

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