Fucking women... the mini series... part 5

[megabyteme]

[Scene: from a nearby hiding spot located just outside of Squeams home window]

I think our hero would be rather more innovative than that.

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Well, you sure know how to kill a mono-amorous mood, don't you?

[manker]

I think our hero would be rather more innovative than that.

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has barbie been teaching ewe phoatishop?

newp
Still mad MSPaint skillz.

[manker]

I think our hero would be rather more innovative than that.

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Well, you sure know how to kill a mono-amorous mood, don't you?

Sorry, didn't mean to put you off your stroke.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[manker]

It's just transatlantic internets fwends for mbm, wheeras it was irl srs bsnz for you.

Bit different, innit.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[mjmacky]

Can you imagine the fuss.
Young Mary definitely wouldn't have wanted her sandcastles kicked over. Definitely.

The reason being is that it was housing the corpses of many a dead animal. I don't want anyone to see that and start asking questions while I'm still around.

[Squeamous]

Shredding the rest of your belongings is a bit harsh.
Did he get one of those wood chipper things and just bung the crockery and telly and chrome bins et al in en masse.

I have this picture of you in my mind, coming in from work and sitting on a pyramid shaped pile of dust which used to be your settee, surveying the scene with a great big 'wtf' expression.

It was a little messier than that He basically destroyed it all with his hands/scissors/a hammer and put it in or around the wheelie bins outside.

That's a shitty thing to do, Dave. I don't know why I'm telling you this, you don't care about being a shit human, you only care about the picture of yourself you're painting to us, the members. You care about that.
Demonstrated here by your posting of a pic of someone who hasn't said it's okay for you to do so. You could at least edit the face out. It's unnecessary to your point.

I suppose it's not a huge thing, I just think it's kind of internet-sacrosanct.

I agree. Shitty and low.

I was brought up to be grateful and show appreciation for gifts, hence going to the effort of pinning the dress (which was too large) and photographing myself wearing it. Hardly seems worth it now manners can join class in completely vacating the premises.

Yes, I thought she was lying when she said, "It was nice while it lasted." just like 2 days ago.

It should also be pointed out to your insane little mind that you are the one disgracing your association with her. It is A LOT like she has invited* you (as an old friend) to a pub where we all hang out, and you have decided to embarrass her by acting like a COMPLETE buffoon.

We keep assuring her that we won't hold the fact she knew you as an indicator that she, too, is a fuckup and a failure as a human, but we have started to discuss it behind her back.


*We all know NOBODY invites a stalker, Dave.

I can prove I'm a fuckup and a failure as a human all on my own thank you very much. I'm an independent woman of independent spasticity.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[LadyLuck]

It's sad to see the break-up of a long-term friendship played out so bitterly on a message board where no one can ever be sure of the truth.