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Thread: Manky, available for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs and ritual castrations

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    Are you telling me that you're available or announcing my availability to the herd
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    She's commenting upon how she thinks what you have done is ritually castrated me manker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Are you telling me that you're available or announcing my availability to the herd
    Either

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    Let's mix and match, miss available.
    I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Let's mix and match, miss available.
    I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.
    You know many ways to scare the bejeezus out of children.
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    Who's birthday again?
    Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Let's mix and match, miss available.
    I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.
    You know many ways to scare the bejeezus out of children.
    I thought it would be a bit of a jape and they'd larf.

    How could you possibly know that it would scare them.
    Unless ... .
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Let's mix and match, miss available.
    I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.
    Oy oy oy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Let's mix and match, miss available.
    I'll lie down in my clown costume and you can dance upon my prone form for the amusement of small children.
    Oy oy oy!
    idk about the macarena, it's a bit stampy
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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