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[Squeamous]

Yes and no and no.

After footie one week, or someone's birthday, or whatever. idfk. Everyone chipped in for a round of shorts, there was this iridescent blue drink that looked nice so I chose that off the tray. I didn't know that one of my mates had put viagra in it.

In training in the week, everyone was like; 'I bet you give it to your missus on Saturday night, eh' and 'Gave her an hammering, I heard'
So I was all; 'uh, yeah, think so ... why?'
Someone said about the viagra and they all fell about laughing, I was kind of non-plussed. There was nothing different that I recall, just a normal Saturday night

I guess you set Saturday nights aside to catch up on a lot of video then.

Probably passed out drooling on her bewbs as always.

[manker]

^ I think you're both at cross porpoises.
Isn't Mary on about wanking.

Altho' I do a lot of bewb drooling. It doesn't even wake her up any more

[manker]

There's nothing delicate about my meat bludgeon.

Okay that's the gratuitous 'I've got a gigantic penis' line out of the way so would you be so kind as to tell me whether the old 'it's a grower, not a shower' adage is a complete myth or not.

I've always wondered

I think it is. They all look pretty small and unimpressive when flaccid. Anyone with anything that isn't the size of a thumb in public probably has a semillon.

lol -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^

/walks away from the thread with a smug smile and jaunty step.

[Squeamous]

^ I think you're both at cross porpoises.
Isn't Mary on about wanking.

Altho' I do a lot of bewb drooling. It doesn't even wake her up any more

Perk of the job. I used to wake up sometimes and find my ex stuck to my boobs by his face. It's not even safe to fall asleep in church anymore

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[mjmacky]

I think it is. They all look pretty small and unimpressive when flaccid. Anyone with anything that isn't the size of a thumb in public probably has a semillon.

Ignoring the video that is content blocked in my country, I'm not following this sentence. If it's not thumb-sized, it's a grape? A grape is smaller than a thumb, so why does it seem a little backwards?

[mjmacky]

lol -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^

/walks away from the thread with a smug smile and jaunty step.

I only ask because it made sense to this one. And yes, I was on about autoerotic fixation.

[Artemis]

lol -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^

/walks away from the thread with a smug smile and jaunty step.

I only ask because it made sense to this one. And yes, I was on about autoerotic fixation.

You know, if you lie on your arm till it goes numb, you can pretend it's someone else, sort of an automatic Dutch rudder.

[Squeamous]

Ignoring the video that is content blocked in my country, I'm not following this sentence. If it's not thumb-sized, it's a grape? A grape is smaller than a thumb, so why does it seem a little backwards?

[mjmacky]

I only ask because it made sense to this one. And yes, I was on about autoerotic fixation.

You know, if you lie on your arm till it goes numb, you can pretend it someone else, sort of an automatic Dutch rudder. :naugthy:

But my dick is sensitive and what it feels is a large rough swollen hand with poor motor function forcing itself upon it, that not at all works for me.

[mjmacky]

Ignoring the video that is content blocked in my country, I'm not following this sentence. If it's not thumb-sized, it's a grape? A grape is smaller than a thumb, so why does it seem a little backwards?

No does not answer why.