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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    But my dick is sensitive and what it feels is a large rough swollen hand with poor motor function forcing itself upon it, that not at all works for me.
    I actually cackled at that like a witch with pneumonia

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    No does not answer why.
    It's a play on the Brit term 'semi-on'. Aka lazy lob on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post

    You know, if you lie on your arm till it goes numb, you can pretend it someone else, sort of an automatic Dutch rudder. :naugthy:
    But my dick is sensitive and what it feels is a large rough swollen hand with poor motor function forcing itself upon it, that not at all works for me.
    I'm sure you could get your hands on the appropriate amount of Succinylcholine to firm up that grip and maybe even some Ketamine to relax you and get over the initial inihibition.

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    Artemis is dirty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Artemis is dirty!
    And here was me just trying to help a fella out with his problem

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    Dutch Rudder

    No, don't worry. I'll google.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    okay that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
    Last edited by manker; 04-24-2012 at 12:10 AM. Reason: wtf spelled stupidest incorrectly. irony luls
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    okay that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
    Au contraire, you haven't checked out other gems on the urban dictionary like the 'rusty trombone', 'salty pirate' (a personal fav), 'cleveland steamer' I could go on, but Squeamous already thinks I'm dirty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    okay that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard
    Au contraire, you haven't checked out other gems on the urban dictionary like the 'rusty trombone', 'salty pirate' (a personal fav), 'cleveland steamer' I could go on, but Squeamous already thinks I'm dirty
    I haven't checked them out but I'm not entirely sure why not having heard of some stuff would prevent something I had heard of being the stupidest thing I'd ever heard.

    Good work on the 'au contraire', btw
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post

    Au contraire, you haven't checked out other gems on the urban dictionary like the 'rusty trombone', 'salty pirate' (a personal fav), 'cleveland steamer' I could go on, but Squeamous already thinks I'm dirty
    You say that like it's a badge of honour

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