an alchemist?
Basically, manker, she's saying that she's seen tens if not hundreds times more penises than you have.Originally Posted by Squeamous
Your furtive glances in the men's changing room at the gym probably don't allow you a decent enough set of observations to perceive all the delicate nuances of the penis.They all look the same to me, some are just chunkier.You and your friends are quite the cawk connoisseur collective
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an alchemist?
I don't even know how much of it is real anymore. If you peer too long, you'll go blind. Or is semen in the eye a myth?
Also, the age thing. Children tend to be more consenting.
That's the end of the line, I can't springboard off that one.
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There's nothing delicate about my meat bludgeon.Your furtive glances in the men's changing room at the gym probably don't allow you a decent enough set of observations to perceive all the delicate nuances of the penis.They all look the same to me, some are just chunkier.You and your friends are quite the cawk connoisseur collective
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Okay that's the gratuitous 'I've got a gigantic penis' line out of the way so would you be so kind as to tell me whether the old 'it's a grower, not a shower' adage is a complete myth or not.
I've always wondered
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
an alchemist?
Instead of staring, you could start asking for their differential.Okay that's the gratuitous 'I've got a gigantic penis' line out of the way so would you be so kind as to tell me whether the old 'it's a grower, not a shower' adage is a complete myth or not.
I've always wondered
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Sounds a bit gay.
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As this thread is permanently stuck in peen mode...
Anyone try any of the real "sexual enhancement" drugs (viagra, cialis, etc.)? Were they worthwhile? (Bigger, stronger, longer, WOW! factor).
effendi
Yes and no and no.
After footie one week, or someone's birthday, or whatever. idfk. Everyone chipped in for a round of shorts, there was this iridescent blue drink that looked nice so I chose that off the tray. I didn't know that one of my mates had put viagra in it.
In training in the week, everyone was like; 'I bet you give it to your missus on Saturday night, eh' and 'Gave her an hammering, I heard'
So I was all; 'uh, yeah, think so ... why?'
Someone said about the viagra and they all fell about laughing, I was kind of non-plussed. There was nothing different that I recall, just a normal Saturday night
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--Good for them if they survive.
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an alchemist?
I guess you set Saturday nights aside to catch up on a lot of video then.Yes and no and no.
After footie one week, or someone's birthday, or whatever. idfk. Everyone chipped in for a round of shorts, there was this iridescent blue drink that looked nice so I chose that off the tray. I didn't know that one of my mates had put viagra in it.
In training in the week, everyone was like; 'I bet you give it to your missus on Saturday night, eh' and 'Gave her an hammering, I heard'
So I was all; 'uh, yeah, think so ... why?'
Someone said about the viagra and they all fell about laughing, I was kind of non-plussed. There was nothing different that I recall, just a normal Saturday night
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I think you just have a natural defence mechanism kicking in in response to me being in the 'Monty' phase of my menstrual cycle.
I think it is. They all look pretty small and unimpressive when flaccid. Anyone with anything that isn't the size of a thumb in public probably has a semillon.There's nothing delicate about my meat bludgeon.
Okay that's the gratuitous 'I've got a gigantic penis' line out of the way so would you be so kind as to tell me whether the old 'it's a grower, not a shower' adage is a complete myth or not.
I've always wondered
I haven't tried any legal ones, but a mate of mine has. He said it just gave him a raging boner for hours until eventually the woman told him to fuck off and go to sleep. Also you have to take it 30 mins before you need it so you have to time it right. I was quite shocked when I found this out, but young dudes take them all the time as well. I was seeing someone once who had this obsession with his performance and size and he said he carried them around like he would condoms. They became a crutch. Quite sad really, especially since he fucked as you'd imagine a 25 yo who carries around viagra would.....mechanically and without feeling. Must be tough to be a dude these days
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