Dave has erased all of his posts...

[Squeamous]

I've just realised I only call Mary Macky when I'm cross with him

[mjmacky]

Brown ones too.
That's not stupid, though, that's an essential pit-stop which one must frequently visit on the circuitous and tortuous journey to male fulfilment.

That's the Hershey Kiss.

[manker]

Brown ones too.
That's not stupid, though, that's an essential pit-stop which one must frequently visit on the circuitous and tortuous journey to male fulfilment.

STM&SD would disagree

That's because he's trying to get you pregnant with ginger babies

[mjmacky]

Fuck sake Macky you spastic, you know I live alone.

I thought you had neighbors. What's the balustrade for?

Calling me macky is sort of like calling me by my full name. For full effect you'd probably want to include the preceding initials. Then a spanking ensues.

[manker]

Fuck sake Macky you spastic, you know I live alone.

I thought you had neighbors. What's the balustrade for?

Calling me macky is sort of like calling me by my full name. For full effect you'd probably want to include the preceding initials. Then a spanking ensues.

Hoi!
I've just realised something. Most people sign a PM with their real name when they PM me. It's not something I ever initiate, it just happens.
I'm like; 'ok, we're doing that' and I usually reciprocate.

You don't do this.
Why D;

[mjmacky]

I thought you had neighbors. What's the balustrade for?

Calling me macky is sort of like calling me by my full name. For full effect you'd probably want to include the preceding initials. Then a spanking ensues.

Hoi!
I've just realised something. Most people sign a PM with their real name when they PM me. It's not something I ever initiate, it just happens.
I'm like; 'ok, we're doing that' and I usually reciprocate.

You don't do this.
Why D;

Don't be offended, IRL I don't ask for people's names or freely give out mine, even if I've met the person a bunch of times. Nothing intentional, I just don't think about it. It's like one of those things you have to ask me or I consciously catch you doing it. Don't worry, situation will be rectified.

[Squeamous]

That's because he's trying to get you pregnant with ginger babies

He won't get very far doing that then

I thought you had neighbors. What's the balustrade for?

Calling me macky is sort of like calling me by my full name. For full effect you'd probably want to include the preceding initials. Then a spanking ensues.

Thanks for the warning

The balustrade runs along the top of the flight of stairs leading to my flat. I do have neighbours, but they're all old and half deaf.

Hoi!
I've just realised something. Most people sign a PM with their real name when they PM me. It's not something I ever initiate, it just happens.
I'm like; 'ok, we're doing that' and I usually reciprocate.

You don't do this.
Why D;

You're not going to trick him into admitting he's Dave that easily!
Btw I just looked your name up and it turns out it literally means a pointless bureaucrat. Mine means 'the personification of wisdom'

[mjmacky]

Hoi!
I've just realised something. Most people sign a PM with their real name when they PM me. It's not something I ever initiate, it just happens.
I'm like; 'ok, we're doing that' and I usually reciprocate.

You don't do this.
Why D;

Btw I just looked your name up and it turns out it literally means a pointless bureaucrat. Mine means 'the personification of wisdom'

You're taking some liberties there with both. You can only lay claim to yours if you have hairy armpits.

I, on the other hand, am divine.

[Squeamous]

Btw I just looked your name up and it turns out it literally means a pointless bureaucrat. Mine means 'the personification of wisdom'

You're taking some liberties there with both. You can only lay claim to yours if you have hairy armpits.

I, on the other hand, am divine.

I'm sure you are princess

Obviously I've been less than flattering towards Manky and extremely complimentary about myself. What else would you have me do?
What? Why do I have to have hairy armpits?

[mjmacky]

Well, you'd have to tie it to French or Greek. I'm just being a cyst.