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**mjmacky** · 03-01-2012, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by mjmacky

True story, my black neighborhood friends did steal a Sega Genesis game and a $20 bill from me. I know who took the 20, but where my game ended up... I have not a clue (none of them owned a Sega???).

Bet they all had a bike, though

Yeah, one of them was one I'm sure he traded for my bike.

**manker** · 03-01-2012, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by manker

Bet they all had a bike, though

Yeah, one of them was one I'm sure he traded for my bike.

Just gone ten to two.

**mjmacky** · 03-01-2012, 01:56 AM

I've been relieved of too many bikes

**Squeamous** · 03-01-2012, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

True story, my black neighborhood friends did steal a Sega Genesis game and a $20 bill from me. I know who took the 20, but where my game ended up... I have not a clue (none of them owned a Sega???).

Doesn't matter, they'll take anything not nailed down.

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by Squeamous

No I looked it up first! He was only 5ft 5! Don't make me

You'll get something wrong eventually

Le sigh. I usually do

**manker** · 03-01-2012, 02:09 AM

**megabyteme** · 03-01-2012, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Before anyone calls me a racist, here's me hanging out with some of the neighborhood boys a ways back.

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It's technically not "hangin'" if you don't get to go home until your mom gives them money.

**mjmacky** · 03-01-2012, 06:44 AM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Before anyone calls me a racist, here's me hanging out with some of the neighborhood boys a ways back.

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It's technically not "hangin'" if you don't get to go home until your mom gives them money.

I could go on, but here's the story. My younger brother and I were the only white kids in the neighborhood, so I made a bunch of black friends that would usually result from me beating their asses. I did lose a fight once when a kid named Terell basically got into a boxing fight with me. He probably hit me in the face 50 times, I hit him once; it ended when he got tired and we both rested upon a parked motorcycle, we talked and basically became friends afterwards. I don't think he ever stole anything, but the rest of the crew was another story.

I lost all faith in any boxing talents, so every confrontation after that I used to body slam, suplex, and hold them down, the trick was to make it look pretty wicked (WWF style) and I'd get a lot of cheers and words of encouragement from the crowd of them. I had built up an incredible core strength from doing these very moves on my 230 pound mulatto friend at the time (inside though, he was much whiter than me). So that's the story of how I made a load of black ghetto friends for when I was around the neighborhood.

I've been to some of their places before, but they were filthy dumps (and we lived in the same complex). So they used to hang out at my place, raiding my pantry for chips and we would play the Nintendo and the Sega. Once in awhile they stole stuff, get berated by my mom for letting them in.

**megabyteme** · 03-01-2012, 08:11 AM

It's a good thing you got the chance to go one-on-one with them (especially with a 50:1 punch ratio) . I don't think that is the current style of today.

I suppose all things considered, I shouldn't complain too much about growing up in the isolation of Northern Idaho.

And we can both be thankful we aren't British. :ewww:

BTW, I think one of the best features of that picture is you wearing a polo shirt- way to make yourself stand out like a sore thumb, Macky.