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    I always like it when you do kisses, but sometimes I think they're sarcastic.
    just saying, like
    Last edited by manker; 02-29-2012 at 11:30 PM. Reason: (ikr, i should have just asked about your fanny or something else)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    On a purely practical basis
    1) Humans are all different, which doesn't help researchers much
    2) We can't get enough of them
    3) Breeding them would be difficult
    4) The gestation and lifespan are too long
    5) It would cost too much
    I think you're just fluffing the numbered list, 3 is only a problem because of 4, so you should only have 4 items.
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    Gravey Jones, people. This monkee's gone to heaven.

    Had to be the first to say it, like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    On a purely practical basis
    1) Humans are all different, which doesn't help researchers much
    2) We can't get enough of them
    3) Breeding them would be difficult
    4) The gestation and lifespan are too long
    5) It would cost too much
    I think you're just fluffing the numbered list, 3 is only a problem because of 4, so you should only have 4 items.
    Not really, flowe. The prelude to copulation would be problematical in and of itself.
    There'd be so much competition for the sultry blue eyed, dark haired swedish looking chick that the males would swiftly morph the human holding facility into a Lord of the Flies scenario. It'd be carnage - and obviously, no one would want the fat chicks.

    The females would then take advantage of the ever decreasing male numbers by only letting the polite ones have labial coat privilege and the entire experiment would be fucked.

    You just didn't think it through.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Mice don't go experimenting on you so I think it's not really cricket( strange English phrase about orthoptera or Buddy Holly's backup band or something) to go experimenting on them.
    If you need subjects to experiment on why can't you just empty the jails or mental institutions or those clubs where they play that electronic music crap?It's not like those people aren't basically asking for it.
    What a strange moral position to occupy.
    On a purely practical basis
    1) Humans are all different, which doesn't help researchers much
    2) We can't get enough of them
    3) Breeding them would be difficult
    4) The gestation and lifespan are too long
    5) It would cost too much

    On an ethical basis, obviously I won't insult your intelligence with an explanation.
    I assure you that there was no morality whatever involved.

    Anyway in hindsight I guess I should gone with my initial thought of using the Chinese as
    1) I can't tell them apart
    2) There are already more of them than you can shake a stick at
    3) Penis size aside see number 2
    4) Can't do anything about the gestation period but enforced malnutrition probably works wonders for the second.
    5) Pay the researchers slave wages and if they complain remind them of what happened to the Chinese when they decided to stand in the way of science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I always like it when you do kisses, but sometimes I think they're sarcastic.
    just saying, like
    99% of the time they are. But that one was a genuine invitation to horatio x

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    On a purely practical basis
    1) Humans are all different, which doesn't help researchers much
    2) We can't get enough of them
    3) Breeding them would be difficult
    4) The gestation and lifespan are too long
    5) It would cost too much
    I think you're just fluffing the numbered list, 3 is only a problem because of 4, so you should only have 4 items.
    Erm, no it's not! Breeding them would be difficult because the women might not want to shag the men. Female mice don't really have a say in it, and they don't seem to mind it.

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    Gravey Jones, people. This monkee's gone to heaven.

    Had to be the first to say it, like.
    Already been done on FB, complete with Youtube Video. See also 'now I'm a bereiver'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Gravey Jones, people. This monkee's gone to heaven.

    Had to be the first to say it, like.
    It couldn't just have been Micky Dolenz could it.



    Last edited by IdolEyes787; 02-29-2012 at 11:47 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Not really, flowe. The prelude to copulation would be problematical in and of itself.
    There'd be so much competition for the sultry blue eyed, dark haired swedish looking chick that the males would swiftly morph the human holding facility into a Lord of the Flies scenario. It'd be carnage - and obviously, no one would want the fat chicks.

    The females would then take advantage of the ever decreasing male numbers by only letting the polite ones have labial coat privilege and the entire experiment would be fucked.

    You just didn't think it through.


    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post

    I assure you that there was no morality whatever involved.

    Anyway in hindsight I guess I should gone with my initial thought of using the Chinese as
    1) I can't tell them apart
    2) There are already more of them than you can shake a stick at
    3) Penis size aside see number 2
    4) Can't do anything about the gestation period but enforced malnutrition probably works wonders for the second.
    5) Pay the researchers slave wages and if they complain remind them of what happened to the Chinese when they decided to stand in the way of science.

    It's impossible to insult my intelligence.
    Tbh I prefer the company of mice to the Chinese.

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    That's racist.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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