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  1. 03-09-2012, 12:26 AM #371
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Well, by that line of reasoning, I'm sure you thought condoms were invented about a decade ago. Also, nothing's really changed as poor people still tend to not own automatic dishwashers.
    In all fairness, condoms are fairly ubiquitous for people of all castes, their very nature and availability ensuring that they are blown up and filled with water by even the poorest of urchin.
    If I try to argue that dishwashers can be just as ubiquitous, it only serves to point out how little contact I may have had with condoms. You may think it was a brilliant move, but you forget that I'm mjmacky and am not afraid to feign virginity for pointed purpose. Either that or I could take the sailor route. I did start having sex before I ever came into contact with a condom, at least one that I'd remember.
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  3. 03-09-2012, 12:35 AM Lounge   -   #372
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    If you were to argue that dishwashers can be 'just as ubiquitous', I'd point out that you're tempering an absolute and you'd retort by saying my 'fairly ubiquitous' comment started the downward slide.

    Our readers would have nothing to aspire to and subsequently enter a state of mild despair - and then those self-same people may start to take liberties with the written word.

    It's a good thing all around that you didn't take that route
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  5. 03-09-2012, 12:36 AM Lounge   -   #373
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    Guise, guise. Can't we just say that both your mommas should have had condoms, and leave it at that?
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  7. 03-09-2012, 12:39 AM Lounge   -   #374
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    I only have one mother.
    What do you think I am, some kind of hippy/product of a californian lesbian civil union.
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  9. 03-09-2012, 12:41 AM Lounge   -   #375
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    Give your dad some credit, he could have been pimpin' the hos in his village. Two women from the same clan, even...
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  11. 03-09-2012, 12:46 AM Lounge   -   #376
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    I still think I could only emerge from one vagina, at a time, when I was born, like.
    Unless a spot of tribadism was going on.
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  13. 03-09-2012, 12:56 AM Lounge   -   #377
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    You seem to be evading the whole condom issue like your life depended on it.
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    Are you trying to say I'm Catholic, like.
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  17. 03-09-2012, 01:40 AM Lounge   -   #379
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Are you trying to say I'm Catholic, like.
    That might explain your birth, philandering, and alcoholism.
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  19. 03-09-2012, 07:33 AM Lounge   -   #380
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    This is where the downward spiral is leading

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