A Gnu Noicer Lounge...

[Squeamous]

That's my name, don't wear it out!

To make matters worse STM&SD has a cold sore, which probably won't be healed until I'm on the blob

Non-reciprocated fellatio week extends to an unprecedented three week period.

Wtg, STM&SD

One doesn't give to receive

I don't know, have you ever been made to feel small or emasculated by me? If so, yes.

What the hell, are you trying to say I'm not good enough for you? Yeah, real big thanks for throwing me a bone.

I'm not young enough for you remember?
Actually I meant being mean is my modus operandi. If a guy plays along I know he's secure, and if he throws it back I know he's clever/witty/funny. Those are the most important traits in a potential mate.

[NotLettingItGo]

You've got to hang onto those aspirations though. Something to cling on to will make all this worthwhile.
As the late, great Jason Donovan once said; 'Any dream will do'.

Aspirations require you to believe there is something worthwhile, I've given that up old chap. Life is just about biding your time for as long as you have too.

[manker]

You've got to hang onto those aspirations though. Something to cling on to will make all this worthwhile.
As the late, great Jason Donovan once said; 'Any dream will do'.

Aspirations require you to believe there is something worthwhile, I've given that up old chap. Life is just about biding your time for as long as you have too.

As I was reading your reply, I was formulating my own, which took the tentative form of; 'You say that but I had just about given up on you learning the difference between to and too, but look - you did it

... and then you spoiled it right at the end.

[NotLettingItGo]

Aspirations require you to believe there is something worthwhile, I've given that up old chap. Life is just about biding your time for as long as you have too.

As I was reading your reply, I was formulating my own, which took the tentative form of; 'You say that but I had just about given up on you learning the difference between to and too, but look - you did it

... and then you spoiled it right at the end.

As I have tried so many times to tell you manker, the only certainty you can expect during your life is that humanity will always fail to live upto your expectations.

[manker]

Non-reciprocated fellatio week extends to an unprecedented three week period.

Wtg, STM&SD

One doesn't give to receive

Perhaps not, but one is much more likely to receive some suckage if one has first placed one's head twixt thighs and cunnilingified the immediate vicinity to the max.

[manker]

As I was reading your reply, I was formulating my own, which took the tentative form of; 'You say that but I had just about given up on you learning the difference between to and too, but look - you did it

... and then you spoiled it right at the end.

As I have tried so many times to tell you manker, the only certainty you can expect during your life is that humanity will always fail to live upto your expectations.

Apart from the odd aberration, I've always thought of humanity as a fairly decent spud.

Perspective is everything.

[NotLettingItGo]

Apart from the odd aberration, I've always thought of humanity as a fairly decent spud.

Perspective is everything.

Yeah I was deluded into thinking that for decades, it's not true mate. Sorry to have to be the bearer of bad news.

[manker]

But life was great when you were talking to Allen this morning, Dave.
What went wrong between then and now.

[Something Else]

Maybe he ate lunch at Jason's Doner Van.

[NotLettingItGo]

But life was great when you were talking to Allen this morning, Dave.
What went wrong between then and now.

Life is great manker, its humanity which isn't great.