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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I would say you wouldn't find me dead in a nightclub in Wales, but if by chance you were to find me dead in a nightclub anywhere in the world, it would probably be the Whirl-Y-Gig.
    Parents dropping acid and leaving their children unattended. Noice combo.

    Officer: Can you draw a sketch of the man who took your child?
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    Officer: Thanks.

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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Parents dropping acid and leaving their children unattended. Noice combo.

    Officer: Can you draw a sketch of the man who took your child?
    Parent:

    Officer: Thanks.

    macky:
    I'd have to sweat that one a little, just add a beard and it's an eerie resemblance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    Wut. You're a scientist? I thought you were a hairdresser or an air stewardess or a wedding planner or something else.
    Gurl scientists do science stuff with laundry, scrubbing, and kitchen stuffs. We had to start calling them scientists (or whatever "job" title they wanted) after the '60s. It got 'em to shut up and get back to doin' their work around the house.

    /historical lessun
    I am an exceptionally talented cook, cleaner and bedroom acrobat it's true. But I have a little part time job on the side creating transgenic animals at the leading medical research facility in the UK. I just do it to keep my hand in and top up those national insurance contributions really

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Yes. There was a lot of acid, so I think I saw Mary at least twice. http://www.whirl-y-gig.org.uk/intro.html
    Looks awesome but in Wales it's customary to wait til you're at least 15 to get wasted on psychedelics in nightclubs.

    We're refined as fuck.




    ..i say it looks awesome but I don't really like nightclubs when I go now and haven't for ages
    It was in London when I went. I can't do clubbing anymore either. A mate dragged me out to a techno club last weekend. It was their birthday, so I thought I'd give it a go. I looked for the chill-out room, but couldn't find it. I soon fell asleep. When I woke up, it was 5 am, and there was hideous techno banging all around me. I immediately left. I hate techno, but I can sleep thro' most things. It's my self-defence mechanism.

    I leave for work at 6:30 am, 6 days a week, so by 9 pm, I'm cream crackered.
    Now go away.

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    I've never really liked clubbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    But I have a little part time job on the side creating transgenic animals at the leading medical research facility in the UK.
    I can safely speak for all animals that they'd really prefer if you didn't do that.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I can safely speak for all animals that they'd really prefer if you didn't do that.
    She's making shark eating fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
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    But I have a little part time job on the side creating transgenic animals at the leading medical research facility in the UK.
    I can safely speak for all animals that they'd really prefer if you didn't do that.
    Rubbish, wouldn't you want to glow green given half a chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post

    I can safely speak for all animals that they'd really prefer if you didn't do that.
    Rubbish, wouldn't you want to glow green given half a chance?
    I could see that being good camouflage in event of a nuclear war.
    OK save the bunnies then.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
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    Rubbish, wouldn't you want to glow green given half a chance?
    I could see that being good camouflage in event of a nuclear war.
    OK save the bunnies then.
    Actually to date I've only worked with mice, and as we all know they don't matter because they're not cute and cuddly

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