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    Hoi Mary ilysm<3
    Getting a little comfortable with the double clicks, there, Manky?
    Ellipses go here.

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    Pretty sure it was Tesco.

    That scamp.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Pretty sure it was Tesco.

    That scamp.
    I'd complain to an honest staff member if this site had one.

    Staff member more Freudian stuff.

    Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.
    Last edited by IdolEyes787; 03-09-2012 at 11:44 PM.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Pretty sure it was Tesco.

    That scamp.
    I'd complain to an honest staff member if this site had one.

    Staff member more Freudian stuff.

    Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.
    Depends on whether you plan to be the pitcher or the catcher, whether you end up springing for the dinner. Or was you evil master plan all the time to simply have dinners bought for you then refuse the other party's advances, thus getting revenge for your decades of frustration?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post

    Staff member more Freudian stuff.

    Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.
    Have you thought of substituting alcohol for food?

    Also if you really are the elephant man and are phailing on a regular basis, there are now a wide range of date rape drugs, they won't even know what hit them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    there are now a wide range of date rape drugs, they won't even know what hit them.
    I've had my wife in a near coma for the past 16 years. She doesn't even remember that we have children half the time. I'm also fortunate in that American jobs have become so menial that she is still able to work full-time.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Idol
    Btw I only wish I was gay so I could finally stop having to spring for dinners in futile effort to get meaningless sex.
    The government in Canadia seem to be taking liberalism a step too far with its crazy free pre-coital snacks for faggots initiative.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    All your interventions here could potentially break up the duo. It hasn't lived long enough to serve its purpose.
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    What purpose

    Also, Idol revelled in the attentions of these forumular cupids, he might be more into it than you.
    If you're going to let him down, do it gently. Have you secured your balustrade.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    ........If you're going to let him down, do it gently. Have you secured your balustrade.
    Also clear out the trunk of your car so you can take a whole lot of secondhand crap to the goodwill when it mysteriously turns up on your doorstep.

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