Everyone wants to put their hands on my package

**mjmacky** · 03-11-2012, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Artemis

You could combine your frustration with your hobby and leave brightly wrapped packages in playgrounds. The overall effect would be of lots of smurfs running free.....

There's a common misconception about pedophiles, that basically all are good for the pickings. I don't do ugly kids. I am not attracted to the smurf.

**Artemis** · 03-11-2012, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Seems to me you're the only one getting annoyed.

I am annoyed at myself. My 2 settings are pacifism and violent irrational rampage. I'm going to leave it out there until it's taken, even when I start getting letters from the Association saying I'm in violation of some bylaw or whatnot. The goal is to bring a lot of attention to the issue, as our unit can't be the only one being relieved of delivered items.

You're a bit outmoded there aren't you? Even Mean Angel had four settings.

**Artemis** · 03-11-2012, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by bible

i think i am the minority

Nope, there are 1.17 billion Indians, it's just that most of them aren't fuckwits like you.

**Artemis** · 03-11-2012, 01:44 PM

¿ʇoןɐ ʇɹɐɟ puɐ ʎɹɹnɔ ʇɐǝ

**megabyteme** · 03-11-2012, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Seems to me you're the only one getting annoyed.

I am annoyed at myself. My 2 settings are pacifism and violent irrational rampage. I'm going to leave it out there until it's taken, even when I start getting letters from the Association saying I'm in violation of some bylaw or whatnot. The goal is to bring a lot of attention to the issue, as our unit can't be the only one being relieved of delivered items.

UPS packages are disappearing.
You've had poor service from your UPS delivery driver.
A package that was not delivered by UPS is still sitting, undisturbed at your doorstep.

I would consider the UPS driver as a VERY possible suspect.

**Artemis** · 03-11-2012, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by bible

just part of the problem .. not the solution ....

You could always end it all, just go outside and let a train run over your hands, you'll never be able to type again. Mind you wanking will be a bit of a problem, but I'm sure your family will help you out.