Everyone wants to put their hands on my package

[Artemis]

i watch a lot of survivor series .. i can hunt down a few reindeers on my own .....
man women wild.. cody and the other guy .. that one wild guy ...

No reindeer in Antarctica, so you're shit out of luck there.

[mjmacky]

I am annoyed at myself. My 2 settings are pacifism and violent irrational rampage. I'm going to leave it out there until it's taken, even when I start getting letters from the Association saying I'm in violation of some bylaw or whatnot. The goal is to bring a lot of attention to the issue, as our unit can't be the only one being relieved of delivered items.

UPS packages are disappearing.
You've had poor service from your UPS delivery driver.
A package that was not delivered by UPS is still sitting, undisturbed at your doorstep.

I would consider the UPS driver as a VERY possible suspect.

You mean they're all doing this? I've never seen the same UPS person twice, seems like they have a high turnover rate... perhaps because they keep stealing packages. I would suspect a piece of shit neighbor over them, nothing but a bunch of privileged cockmunchers live here.

[megabyteme]

You mean they're all doing this? I've never seen the same UPS person twice, seems like they have a high turnover rate... perhaps because they keep stealing packages. I would suspect a piece of shit neighbor over them, nothing but a bunch of privileged cockmunchers live here.

There are some relatively inexpensive, mountable (with protective bubble) wireless cameras. Just sounds like you've got a mix of assholes around you, and/or delivering to you. My service is pretty good, but I know what it is like to wait for packages. We get a lot of stuff delivered 2-day from Amazon, and it irritates me when they don't make the promised day.

[mjmacky]

OK, time for update. The thieving bastard thieved the bait package. Now I'm waiting to see what their next move is.

[Artemis]

OK, time for update. The thieving bastard thieved the bait package. Now I'm waiting to see what their next move is.

Since your bait package didn't offer a wealth of easily saleable goods, my guess is their next move it go thieving somewhere that has a higher return.

[mjmacky]

OK, time for update. The thieving bastard thieved the bait package. Now I'm waiting to see what their next move is.

Since your bait package didn't offer a wealth of easily saleable goods, my guess is their next move it go thieving somewhere that has a higher return.

Waiting to see if it shows back up at my doorstep out of general paranoia.

[manker]

I don't get this at all.
Can you track the package using the chip or what, like?

[Artemis]

I don't get this at all.
Can you track the package using the chip or what, like?

It wasn't an RFID chip ffs, he was just relying on tech mumbo jumbo to baffle yon package purloiners and hopefully scare the shit out of them.
Mind you the image of macky wandering around the neighborhood with a scanner muttering to himself as he hunts for said thieves (if it had been an RFID chip) is quite a funny one.

[IdolEyes787]

I don't get this at all.
Can you track the package using the chip or what, like?

It wasn't an RFID chip ffs, he was just relying on tech mumbo jumbo to baffle yon package purloiners and hopefully scare the shit out of them.
Mind you the image of macky wandering around the neighborhood with a scanner muttering to himself as he hunts for said thieves (if it had been an RFID chip) is quite a funny one.

I'm pretty sure that Death Wish started something like that.

[manker]

I thought I must be missing something. I can't vicariously enjoy the thought of the thieves worrying about their actions when the worry will inexorably dissipate into nothingness due to Mary's impotence.