As ever, Arty talks with the good words in an order that communicate sense and reason to his readers.
There is but one problem. I like Mary more, so the length of the alternate bans each would serve would have to be proportionate.
See you for eleven minutes on November 14th 2015, Darky
We have a genuine situation here where you guys have failed to appreciate the Halides of March.
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I have googled to find out what Halides is. I was pre-aware of the circumstance of Caesar's demise in quite some detail.
The pertinent question is this: is it possible to get the joke without actually reading Mary and Darky's conversation.