Destroyed the shit out of Mr P. then leaned the fuck all over his balustrade
Destroyed the shit out of Mr P. then leaned the fuck all over his balustrade
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.
You were alone with a woman who is a self-confessed fundament exploration fetishist and you weren't worried about being bummed.
One can only assume, sir, that you were, in fact, relishing the prospect
My head hurts.
I wouldn't worry about Dave. He's not such an egomaniac that he thinks I give two fucks about him or what he does, or that I'd comment about him in any way whatsoever out of interest or concerning him. I'm only using his name as an engine by which to raise money for charity, and only in a way that pokes fun out of myself for being a gold digger. I'm sure he realises this, because he's an intelligent man. I'm sure he also realises that he could never bully me into diverting any of my natural behaviour whatsoever either, and that he's not going to frighten me with the standard 'you can't even mention my name on the internet' behaviour that he usually uses to intimidate people he's argued with. I just know he's not that stupid. So don't worry your little head about Dave, Dave, I'm sure he's fine. Although it does concern me that Dave is worried about Dave. Perhaps you could have a word with him and get him to seek psychiatric help. I think it would be a good idea.
PS. The bit in bold is classic Dave, Dave.
Yes but then he ruins it all by giving AIDS to Thai child prostitutes every year on his holidays. What a pointless expenditure
Originally Posted by Squeams
You get the double negative, he gets the bewbs
Jezza's Exiles was a board that existed about 8 years ago. Dave, Dave would never be such an egomaniac to assume I would remember who the fuck 'Mr P' is, or every detail of every pathetic spat he's had on the internet for the last 8 years. Basically, I have no fucking idea what you're talking about and I don't care who you are.
It wasn't quite the cream tea I had in mind
Squeamous pwning Dave via an imaginary third person proxy who Dave decided he wanted to be in order to correspond with people who don't like him.
Internets
And also:
"PS. The bit in bold is classic Dave, Dave."
I noticed that as well. I held off with the ban-hammer because I was sure I could tempt Dave into posting a sentence which required the word 'too'.
Not that it was necessary as any remaining vestige of doubt had already been removed.
Just for entertainment porpoises.
That written tic has bothered me for most of my adult life. I don't and have never understood why it exists. I've never seen anybody do it ever, and it always makes me hear the wrong inflection on the sentence when I read it
In other news, I now have most of the bits to complete my Prometheus model
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