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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
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    Don't. It's nazi and the only time I feel like posting is when your big blue nonsense of a name is present.
    That's it, then. You're breaking up with me.

    After all this time
    You knows I loves ya. See, the thing is, I can anticipate manker (to an extent). Once you see that big smurfy handle, you can be pretty much assured he's gonna post. This makes me happy.

    Yourself, on the other hand is an invisibubble ninja and we can only be assured of your posts after you've posted them. This makes me unhappy.

    Two solutions present themselves. Either manker goes invisibubble and I can't anticipate anything. I don't like that solution. Or you become visibubble and I win the internets. Woo hoo!!

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Slipperier than one of Tulisa Contostavlos's dildos on ice, that's me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    Says the only lady submitting THE testimonial. I have a big man-pleasing cock.
    I meant mine!
    I meant yours too. You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings, my vas deferens, perineum and cock all participate in one glorious act to please me, thus I am the owner of a man-pleasing cock. So I was saying that for my first person, not your first person, which is the second person, so there was no second person at play, not even on the grassy knoll. Your lady cock please you, when you stick it in your vagina ---I never quite posited on a firm theory for how you Hermes have fun time--- or stroke it, w/e. It'd be the same even if we dutch ruddered, but the adjectives become a very confusing mess once we introduce frottage.
    prostitutin aint easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Slipperier than one of Tulisa Contostavlos's dildos on ice, that's me.
    We dildos get stuck on ice, deductively speaking.
    prostitutin aint easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Slipperier than one of Tulisa Contostavlos's dildos on ice, that's me.
    We dildos get stuck on ice, deductively speaking.
    Not after Tulisa gets done with you, you won't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post

    cus when you write '/thread' it means that it and you can't talk about it anymore and that the person who wrote '/thread' is right.

    /thread
    While reading this brain cells started dying.
    Funny, cos it was my favourite part

    srs
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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post

    That's it, then. You're breaking up with me.

    After all this time
    You knows I loves ya. See, the thing is, I can anticipate manker (to an extent). Once you see that big smurfy handle, you can be pretty much assured he's gonna post. This makes me happy.

    Yourself, on the other hand is an invisibubble ninja and we can only be assured of your posts after you've posted them. This makes me unhappy.

    Two solutions present themselves. Either manker goes invisibubble and I can't anticipate anything. I don't like that solution. Or you become visibubble and I win the internets. Woo hoo!!
    I could bff you, I suppose

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    When you said you were going to bff me, I thought you meant literally and I didn't notice what you did on a forumular level.
    I only noticed some days later, at which time I felt a tinge of guilt that you had gone to such an effort and I hadn't even noticed, much less returned your advances.

    It's to your credit that you found it in your heart to forgive me,
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    We dildos get stuck on ice, deductively speaking.
    Not after Tulisa gets done with you, you won't.
    I honestly don't recall using "We", it changed the whole tone of my message. I mean, what?
    prostitutin aint easy

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