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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mary
    You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings
    You make it sound like a chore. Get better pr0nz.
    When I try that, my prose comes across as edgy, I make typos, and get frequently mistaken for a 14 year old.
    You read something about masturbation and commented using the same word as me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You make it sound like a chore. Get better pr0nz.
    When I try that, my prose comes across as edgy, I make typos, and get frequently mistaken for a 14 year old.
    You read something about masturbation and commented using the same word as me
    instigation
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    I could easily see this provide days of fun.
    How.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    I don't know what I'm typing anymore. I nodded off on the toilet just 10 minutes ago. I said "We dildos" and now have to act as their representative for the rest of my life. Disregard last hou'rs posts.
    Or until someone relieves you of your duty.
    Did you do that thing where you're falling asleep as you're writing/talking and you only snap to when your brain alerts you that you're making a terrible mistake? The other night STM&SD was falling half asleep in a drunken stupour on the train with his head on my shoulder, then announced 'I only cuddle after 3 emotional episodes'. So today I had PMT right in his face. I'm planning on getting drunk tonight so shall probably booty call him at 3am and then cry until he gives me chocolate. Sunday is our sponsored run, so he's going to get the full gamut of my misery for 6 long miles. Unguarded comments can be detrimental to one's wellbeing
    You're so easy going. He's a lucky lad.



    btw, if you start to leak hormones from your mouth, he'll probably just run a bit faster so you can't keep up. That's what I'd do. Even if we weren't running to start with.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    I could easily see this provide days of fun.
    How.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You're so easy going. He's a lucky lad.



    btw, if you start to leak hormones from your mouth, he'll probably just run a bit faster so you can't keep up. That's what I'd do. Even if we weren't running to start with.
    Don't worry I'm used to seeing the soles of men's feet

    Only problem with being easy going is they think I'm weak and inevitably take the piss. I'm starting to run out of room under my patio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You're so easy going. He's a lucky lad.



    btw, if you start to leak hormones from your mouth, he'll probably just run a bit faster so you can't keep up. That's what I'd do. Even if we weren't running to start with.
    Don't worry I'm used to seeing the soles of men's feet

    Only problem with being easy going is they think I'm weak and inevitably take the piss. I'm starting to run out of room under my patio.
    As long as you take the dentures out (in deference to your predilection for older men) and remove jewellery John George Haigh's method of body disposal left very little mess, and would probably satisfy some of your lingering scientific inquiries.....

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    Oh that's just fucking lovely, J-Dye finally gets bored after years and wanders off for a decent period of time only to be replaced by resurrections of Dave.
    Fuck you, I'm not going to quote you, you're not even funny so when this poast gets erased you just disappear. Till the next time retard, I hope you have an unfortunate yachting accident.
    Last edited by Artemis; 03-24-2012 at 09:29 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
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    FFS, Dave. Get some professional help. Seriously. You shouldn't be around your wife or kids.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buggsy View Post
    yada, yada, yada more drivel......
    @Artemis
    Oh! I agree, all this stopped being funny .....and here I am vilified by you all as a stalker. I even have my very own smiley, don't I?
    You mean this one?

    I much prefer this one for you.

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