Listen you bastards......

**Quarterquack** · 03-24-2012, 06:34 AM

Originally Posted by buggsy

I even have my very own smiley, don't I?

A man who does the horrible deeds portrayed by that smiley surely has the sense of humor required to appreciate it.

Smile about it.

**brotherdoobie** · 03-24-2012, 06:44 AM

If you're still looking to have a go ...

-doobs

**mjmacky** · 03-24-2012, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by Mary

You see, when I masturbate and finally convey my offerings

You make it sound like a chore. Get better pr0nz.
When I try that, my prose comes across as edgy, I make typos, and get frequently mistaken for a 14 year old.

If watching war torn village peasant mothers get kidnapped by revolutionary rebel pizza delivery men, and forced to perform glory hole fellatio on pissing 16" fake penises while getting cash thrown at them as it is captured by a hidden camera doesn't get me off, I don't think "pr0nz" is the problem anymore.

**mjmacky** · 03-24-2012, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Or until someone relieves you of your duty.

I was finally relieved of my duty, your concern has all the appreciation from the bowels of my heart.
And for clarification, I was playing spider solitaire on my phone using two suits... I've got 45 consecutive wins and am feeling an addicted drive to keep it going.

**mjmacky** · 03-24-2012, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by buggsy

It's not as good as mine.

Had a look, it sucked. Thanks for the comments on yours, it inspired a new update.

**megabyteme** · 03-24-2012, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by buggsy

It's not as good as mine.

Had a look, it sucked. Thanks for the comments on yours, it inspired a new update.

It's good to have updates, macky. Do you think he'll have to move again, now?

EDIT- With the ease in which Dave moved, it makes me wonder if his house had wheels under it.

Originally Posted by buggsy

If I needed professional help I wouldn't be telling the people (on other sites) that I won't be sticking a screwdriver in anyones head.

If you were mentally stable, you wouldn't be babbling on about it on other sites.

And, you've always had a smilie here, it just didn't have your name on it...

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BTW, Dave. Can you post the link to your page, please. Curiosity is killing me...