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    Redruth is in England, you mad bint.

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    A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.
    The Roth family had suffered because of his behaviour, she went on, as it had affected their quality of life and their children who had been part of what was going on.

    Children involved

    When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.
    Tissues
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Whaaaat? It said Truro cc!

    I thought that about the tissues. I thought, you're Welsh, you'll know.

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    Truro is also in England.
    I'm pretty sure that you saw 'farm' and immediately thought of my manly shoulders and cultured biceps and thought of Wales.

    I've never actually been anywhere near a farm, btw.
    My honed physique is actually due to a mixture of propitious genetics, creatine and extreme sports like ski-boxing.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Truro is also in England.
    I'm pretty sure that you saw 'farm' and immediately thought of my manly shoulders and cultured biceps and thought of Wales.

    I've never actually been anywhere near a farm, btw.
    My honed physique is actually due to a mixture of propitious genetics, creatine and extreme sports like ski-boxing.
    I've got such a funny mental image of a man spazzing out on skis now. Thank you sweety x

    I think I'm just labouring under the entirely correct supposition that it's all the same thing really anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    and extreme sports like ski-boxing.
    I'm certain you only participate because you're that afraid of getting hit in the face.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    If you'd ever seen my face, you'd understand why.
    It's a thing of beauty.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    If you'd ever seen my face, you'd understand why.
    It's a thing of beauty.
    We're different people, so I don't find the beauty in pity.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Your face is a pity.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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