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    Quote Originally Posted by teflon05 View Post
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    I see what you did there, Idol. Got me to talk bad about him while he was gone, then you left. Great. Now, I'll have 12 of his emotionally kneedy "personalities" sending me PMS all day.
    I guess it's safe to assume that one of these personalities is female then? I didn't realize it was possible to mentally transmit cramps/bloating/etc...
    Not mentally transmit, no, but I think I posted the other day that these pesky hormones tend to leak out of the mouth of the afflicted and bestow suffering upon those whose ears it befalls.

    btw, i think mbm was calling darky a big girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    btw, i think mbm was calling darky a big girl.
    That's the polite way to put it.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I for one don't know how he can possibly do all the things he says he does unless there are 53 hours in a day and he's 108 years old.
    My next post will detail my 108-year plan to world domination. I'm going to have "ride a bike that has no handlebars" in there, just to spite at you.

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Instead of taking this opportunity to deride the side of himself he's shown already, maybe we can encourage him to retire those dull personalities and bring the brighter and more eloquent ones to the fore.
    You want Martha. She's kindof like Mary, but her life isn't a downward spiral of couriering trichloromethane between the university and the local daycare.
    Ellipses go here.

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    I thought he just used the standard unmarked white van & assorted candies?
    No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. — P.J. O'Rourke

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    Quote Originally Posted by teflon05 View Post
    I thought he just used the standard unmarked white van & assorted candies?
    That's for his weekend "Hi, ma'am, George from the CDC here. Your daughter was exposed to a dangerous chemical at school today. We'll be sending over an agent to transport her over to the quarantine," ploy.
    Ellipses go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    My next post will detail my 108-year plan to world domination. I'm going to have "ride a bike that has no handlebars" in there, just to spite at you.

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Instead of taking this opportunity to deride the side of himself he's shown already, maybe we can encourage him to retire those dull personalities and bring the brighter and more eloquent ones to the fore.
    You want Martha. She's kindof like Mary, but her life isn't a downward spiral of couriering trichloromethane between the university and the local daycare.


    How did you know about Mary's helter-skelter journey with unconscious toddlers
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    How did you know about Mary's helter-skelter journey with unconscious toddlers
    I drive her back from "work", like. She's got such a frail side to her, that taking on six or seven two year olds has her out of energy for the rest of the day.

    You should see her stumble into my car. Some times she'd forget her shoe inside, and she'd be too exhausted to go back into get it.

    Against all my better warnings like "Are you sure you want to leave DNA evidence in there?" and "What if one of your targets trips and dies on it, won't you feel bad for reducing your singles mingle pool?" Mary usually keeps a steady opinion such as "I'll just be back tomorrow for it."

    Also, if you're wondering why the shoe comes off in the first place, it's because Mary can only transport so much chloroform in one day.
    Ellipses go here.

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    Ah, I thought you were building up to some kind of Cinderella analogy. That would have been pretty cool.

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    And also, for the hard of thinking, downward spiral/helter skelter.
    I give you people gold. Gold, I say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    And also, for the hard of thinking, downward spiral/helter skelter.
    I give you people gold. Gold, I say.
    I caught that. Decided to leave the cookie of discovery untouched for the next person to come along.

    "Why did Manker use an old Beatles song name? Oh."
    Ellipses go here.

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    I'm going to guess what Arty's job is, given that it's pretty slow and my alternative is going for an oxymoronic 'nice walk' as suggested by teh missus.

    I think he does something sciencey. Possibly engineering on a micro scale with stuff that reacts with other stuff.
    No punchline. That's about the best I can come up with.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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