Say hi to OlegL

**manker** · 03-26-2012, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by chavois

I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. Good for them if they survive.

I defy anyone to read that and not completely piss themselves laughing like wot I just did.

Even better cus it was one of those instantaneous off the cuff remarks that are much better than contrived humour ever can be.

**megabyteme** · 03-26-2012, 01:44 AM

Originally Posted by chavis

Fuck that, mate. I've got a spidey-sensor on Dave. He'll never escape my grasp.

I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. Good for them if they survive.

You know, the more he repeats his mantra about coming here to battle you, the more he deserves a well-known psychotic super-killer of man and beast such as yourself to hunt him to the ends of the earth. He came here to "combat you".

**Artemis** · 03-26-2012, 01:45 AM

If you lot use all the DisabledDave smileys in one fred he'll realise there is more than one Dave smiley and become even more paranoid...It will just move up his plans for building the spasticbomb and detonating it with a furious twitch of his eyebrow.This will ensure the total destruction of the lounge as we know it.

**manker** · 03-26-2012, 01:53 AM

I can't stop laughing. I'm going to have to go to bed before I scare teh missus.

**chalice** · 03-26-2012, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by manker

I can't stop laughing. I'm going to have to go to bed before I scare teh missus.

Good old Dave.

**Snee** · 03-26-2012, 11:05 AM

He's probably preparing threads on such varied and exciting topics as:

Why don't people like him?
Autism.
Not getting laid.
Not getting laid again.
Why can't he get laid?
Not showering for a month.
Something political that completely misses the point.
Why does member [insert] not like him?
Something stupid he's done.

Over and over ad infinitum.