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Thread: The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread

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    afoot it was in plain english

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    Quote Originally Posted by somesexual View Post
    afoot it was in plain english
    His full username is bent over for something sexual.

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    FFS, Arty goes to all the trouble of making a thread, I lovingly created a plausible scenario replete with allusion which I had intended to flesh out with lurid details of underwear stains, chavois and Idol seem to have employed several non-English speaking Vietnamese realtors to formulate wordplay vis a vis the Doyle theme lovingly crafted by mbm ... and Mary comes back.

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    FFS, Arty goes to all the trouble of making a thread, I lovingly created a plausible scenario replete with allusion which I had intended to flesh out with lurid details of underwear stains, chavois and Idol seem to have employed several non-English speaking Vietnamese realtors to formulate wordplay vis a vis the Doyle theme lovingly crafted by mbm ... and Mary comes back.

    You girls spend too much time complaining that you're under appreciated. It's like your menstrual cycles have synchronised. Stop bleeding all over the lounge or I'll start slipping Feverfew into your tea.

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    Yeah but she could have at least waited until I'd danced around my metaphor for a while longer.
    It was going to be good

    wtf is feverfew btw
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I was looking forward to a few pages meself....

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    The reappearance of Mary ties in all too perfectly to NOT lend plausibility ABSOLUTE FACT that we have outed one of the Lounge's masterminds.

    made-up FACTS:

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    5.

    I did not actually have time to come up with any, but the mere FACT that I placed 5 line items is a GREAT indicator of the STRONG evidence against this individual.

    I know my mind is made up. Due to the ABUNDANT evidence.

    Guilty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    The reappearance of Mary ties in all too perfectly to NOT lend plausibility ABSOLUTE FACT that we have outed one of the Lounge's masterminds.

    made-up FACTS:

    1. Mary writes the letter a like this: 2
    2. Dave can't distinguish to and too
    3. Mary leaves the internets for 2 days
    4. Dave moved house due to the Great Irish Threat and the average reconnection time for internets is 2 days.
    5. MARY and DAVE are a COUPLE

    I outsourced the FACTS to a REAL ACCOUNTANT, but the mere FACT that I placed 5 line items is a GREAT indicator of the STRONG evidence against this individual.

    I know my mind is made up. Due to the ABUNDANT evidence.

    Guilty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Art and Mary are, in fact, one and the same.

    This thread is the twisted machinations of the criminal architect, the Napoleon of Grime, arch-adversary to The Great Defective Spurlock Holmes. Wait for it...

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    I know, I know.
    That was a quality post. A quality post indeed.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Art and Mary are, in fact, one and the same.

    This thread is the twisted machinations of the criminal architect, the Napoleon of Grime, arch-adversary to The Great Defective Spurlock Holmes. Wait for it...

    Spoiler: Show


    I know, I know.
    That was a quality post. A quality post indeed.
    I'm a little bit ashamed of it, to be honest, hotshot.

    I was pre-caffinated and I didn't think it through. Clearly it should've been 'Airlock Holmes'.

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