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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    I outsourced the FACTS to a REAL ACCOUNTANT.
    I know my mind is made up. Due to the ABUNDANT evidence.

    Guilty.
    wurd.
    I didn't even know one could outsource to a first-world (Wales is like 1st and a half, but who's counting here) country.

    I'm thinking FAR better evidence than google translate could have offered. Well done, my esteemed colleague!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    'Airlock Holmes'.
    Now, that I like. A lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah but she could have at least waited until I'd danced around my metaphor for a while longer.
    It was going to be good

    wtf is feverfew btw
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah but she could have at least waited until I'd danced around my metaphor for a while longer.
    It was going to be good

    wtf is feverfew btw
    Herbal relief from 'women's problems' apparently

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    There's a herb that makes you guise drive properly and stop watching reality tv.
    This is news
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    There's a herb that makes you guise drive properly and stop watching reality tv.
    This is news
    To be fair, they're more your problems than ours

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    Frequent and expensive visits to the bodyshop and mind-numbing hours sat thro' my big fat gyspy wedding.

    hmmz.
    You're not wrong
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    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Frequent and expensive visits to the bodyshop and mind-numbing hours sat thro' my big fat gyspy wedding.

    hmmz.
    You're not wrong
    WTF? I used to go to the Bodyshop when I was 15. Now I'm a big girl I use l'Occitane......it's more expensive but it makes you smell like the inside of Aphrodite's thigh rather than a teenager's hair scrunchy /toiletriessnob
    Also I would never watch anything about Gypsy weddings, because I spend all my free TV time watching Take Me Out.

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    I mean like the body-shop to get the dents out of my car 'cus of the bad driving.

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    i'm wondering if you actually knew that and it was clever roddery on your part.
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    Unaware of this I was.

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