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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    I know they used to have booths up in the malls and such, but did not know their slogan.
    I have seen your hairstyle <sic> in that pic so the lack of depth regarding your knowledge in this area doesn't come as a complete shock.

    I'm not saying that this is a bad thing. A lack of appreciation and effort in this area is often thought of as a manly and desirable trait by many (mostly Mexican) women.
    Just when all hope was lost, you told me I could bag a Mexican. You give me the strength to go on.
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    It's just the kind of guy I am.

    I know it's been hard for you since you lost your faith. It's fine, I'm here now.
    Your ethereal inspiration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It's just the kind of guy I am.

    I know it's been hard for you since you lost your faith. It's fine, I'm here now.
    Your ethereal inspiration.
    So you're a fart now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It's just the kind of guy I am.

    I know it's been hard for you since you lost your faith. It's fine, I'm here now.
    Your ethereal inspiration.
    So you're a fart now
    You find inspiration in relief?
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    Each to their own Macky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Each to their own Macky
    kindofa non-secateaureous post but I wonder what we'd all do if that happened.
    If I had my own Mary, I think I'd dress her up in men's clothes and force her to come out with me and my mates of a Sunday afternoon. Mary would then quietly study the various fruit machines and inform me of the optimum time to chuck a squid in.

    My peers would be impressed with my foresight and want to borrow her; I'd be rich, popular and drunk
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    May be a cultural divide, but quickly define "fruit machine".
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    Diddler.
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    totes italicised the wrong word, there
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