I had a better morning than Mary

[Squeamous]

Poofs!

Ha! Look who is talking - you were the one dreaming of scantily clad men.

Homophobe.

Never tried paintballing it does look - tried go-karting at a youth club convention when I was 15 and got banned, our whole club were banned come to think of it. We lived in the back of beyond where police were thin on the ground and we all had (fairly ancient) cars and motor bikes and things. We pushed those karts to the limit...one caught fire a couple crashed and we got booted after only a few laps. It was an injustice. Head of the Youth Club whatever it was mentioned it in his final rally speech, called it jolly high jinks..... I think go karting would be OK if the engines were a decent size and you didn't get banned if they catch fire.

That sounds a lot like what Grease would have been if it had been written by Irvine Welsh - but with slightly less heroin and aids.

I imagine you as Kenickie.

I don't share my scantily clad men Manky.

Or my Go-Karts Bigglywigglypoowoo.

So kindly get back in your boxes and stop ruining what was without doubt the best dream there ever was

[Squeamous]

Considering that it's been shown that the human mind cannot construct faces, you actually have met every man you fondled in your dream.

Also, I'm sure the dream part is the only lie you told.

I only fondled one, and you're right, I do know him. Not as well as I'd like but my life is still young so you never know

Also, I'm not quite sure what you mean.

[Biggles]

Ha! Look who is talking - you were the one dreaming of scantily clad men.

Homophobe.

Never tried paintballing it does look - tried go-karting at a youth club convention when I was 15 and got banned, our whole club were banned come to think of it. We lived in the back of beyond where police were thin on the ground and we all had (fairly ancient) cars and motor bikes and things. We pushed those karts to the limit...one caught fire a couple crashed and we got booted after only a few laps. It was an injustice. Head of the Youth Club whatever it was mentioned it in his final rally speech, called it jolly high jinks..... I think go karting would be OK if the engines were a decent size and you didn't get banned if they catch fire.

That sounds a lot like what Grease would have been if it had been written by Irvine Welsh - but with slightly less heroin and aids.

I imagine you as Kenickie.

I don't share my scantily clad men Manky.

Or my Go-Karts Bigglywigglypoowoo.

So kindly get back in your boxes and stop ruining what was without doubt the best dream there ever was

We were merely exploring the recesses of your mind and knickerdrawer (when you weren't looking)....it is a psychoanalysis thing. Trust us we are doctors.

[Squeamous]

Homophobe.

Never tried paintballing it does look - tried go-karting at a youth club convention when I was 15 and got banned, our whole club were banned come to think of it. We lived in the back of beyond where police were thin on the ground and we all had (fairly ancient) cars and motor bikes and things. We pushed those karts to the limit...one caught fire a couple crashed and we got booted after only a few laps. It was an injustice. Head of the Youth Club whatever it was mentioned it in his final rally speech, called it jolly high jinks..... I think go karting would be OK if the engines were a decent size and you didn't get banned if they catch fire.

That sounds a lot like what Grease would have been if it had been written by Irvine Welsh - but with slightly less heroin and aids.

I imagine you as Kenickie.

I don't share my scantily clad men Manky.

Or my Go-Karts Bigglywigglypoowoo.

So kindly get back in your boxes and stop ruining what was without doubt the best dream there ever was

We were merely exploring the recesses of your mind and knickerdrawer (when you weren't looking)....it is a psychoanalysis thing. Trust us we are doctors.

Zomg, you're like, Jung and Freud and I'm Keira Knightley's nipples!!!

[Biggles]

Homophobe.



That sounds a lot like what Grease would have been if it had been written by Irvine Welsh - but with slightly less heroin and aids.

I imagine you as Kenickie.

I don't share my scantily clad men Manky.

Or my Go-Karts Bigglywigglypoowoo.

So kindly get back in your boxes and stop ruining what was without doubt the best dream there ever was

We were merely exploring the recesses of your mind and knickerdrawer (when you weren't looking)....it is a psychoanalysis thing. Trust us we are doctors.

Zomg, you're like, Jung and Freud and I'm Keira Knightley's nipples!!![/QUOTE]

I haven't seen that film - were her nipples in Oscar form?

[Squeamous]

I haven't seen that film - were her nipples in Oscar form?

Mary put a still from Dangerous Minds up. Repeatedly . They were, shall we say, scene stealers.

[Biggles]

I haven't seen that film - were her nipples in Oscar form?

Mary put a still from Dangerous Minds up. Repeatedly . They were, shall we say, scene stealers.

Isn't Keira a bit old for Mary and a bit too...well, female?

[manker]

Yeah. I'm completely lost now.

[Squeamous]

Isn't Keira a bit old for Mary and a bit too...well, female?

Spanking and nipples make up for her obvious shortcomings I think

Yeah. I'm completely lost now.

I am the only one of us completely up to sped with this fred? I think this is the first time ever that I've been ahead of the mental curve

[Biggles]

Spanking and nipples make up for her obvious shortcomings I think

Fair do's to Mary that seems a reasonable shout. Of course if we are Jung and Freud and you are being Keira's nipples then I'm afraid we will have no option but to chastise you.