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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeams
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    Isn't Keira a bit old for Mary and a bit too...well, female?
    Spanking and nipples make up for her obvious shortcomings I think

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    Yeah. I'm completely lost now.
    I am the only one of us completely up to sped with this fred? I think this is the first time ever that I've been ahead of the mental curve
    But not the first time you've given head to a mental.
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    Kinda tenuous but I awarded myself a badum-tish on my imaginary drum kit
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeams

    Spanking and nipples make up for her obvious shortcomings I think

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah. I'm completely lost now.
    I am the only one of us completely up to sped with this fred? I think this is the first time ever that I've been ahead of the mental curve
    But not the first time you've given head to a mental.
    ...

    Kinda tenuous but I awarded myself a badum-tish on my imaginary drum kit
    On these many strange thoughts I shall take myself off to bed perchance to dream...(probably If formulae..but who knows)
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post

    Fair do's to Mary that seems a reasonable shout. Of course if we are Jung and Freud and you are being Keira's nipples then I'm afraid we will have no option but to chastise you.


    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post

    But not the first time you've given head to a mental.
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    Kinda tenuous but I awarded myself a badum-tish on my imaginary drum kit
    Oh Manky

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    hmmz.

    After I wrote that, I literally did a 'badum-tish' on an imaginary drum kit.
    Is there any way possible to do the 'tish' part without looking gay?

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    Night Lez!

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    hmmz.

    After I wrote that, I literally did a 'badum-tish' on an imaginary drum kit.
    Is there any way possible to do the 'tish' part without looking gay?

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    Night, Les.
    I think possibly if you imagine you're Dave Grohl hammering the shit out of a drum kit you can't go far wrong. He makes Jack Nicholson look like a prancing, neurotic mess

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    Oh gosh, I wonder if I'll dream of Dave Grohl tonight?

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    I'd kinda forgotten he used to play drums.
    That didn't work, btw. Even the moustachioed uber-cool mister grohl couldn't hit the cymbals once without looking a bit bent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'd kinda forgotten he used to play drums.
    That didn't work, btw. Even the moustachioed uber-cool mister grohl couldn't hit the cymbals once without looking a bit bent.
    I watched this documentary on Foo Fighters and he's really a controlling jerk.First album they hire a drummer and then Grohl won't let him play on the some of the songs because he(Grohl) feels he can do it better.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Sounds kinda okay and not all that controlling to me but he should have hired Josh Freese.
    Him > Grohl

    Is there anything you haven't watched except The Vampire Diaries, btw?
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    Louie.
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